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Modernisation

The process of deconstructing practices, techniques and standards of the past and replacing them with modern methodology particularly concerning cost efficiency, increase in profit margins often with the result of declining customer service.
Elderly man - "We used to be served tea and biscuits when we travelled by rail in our own compartments."

Young man - "That's so old fashioned, the railways have gone through a period of modernisation under the government recently. They've got rid of the expensive complimentary tea and biscuits and shove us into cattle trucks now. That's much more modern.'
Modernisation by Chairfax August 2, 2008
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modernization 

a word academics use to confuse people and distinguish their knowledge
Academic: "The modernization of society"
Person: "Oh yeah like the rise of tech and stuff"
Academic: "No you imbecile, modernization of society"
modernization by kjhbkhbkjbnkjbkbkb September 20, 2022

Residential Modernization

Residential modernization refers to the process of upgrading or renovating residential properties to enhance their functionality, efficiency, aesthetics, and overall value. It involves making improvements and incorporating modern features and technologies into existing homes. Residential modernization projects can range from minor upgrades to extensive renovations, depending on the goals and budget of the owner. Residential modernization can encompass a wide range of rehabilitations, renovations and upgrades, including structural improvements, energy efficiency upgrades, smart home integration, kitchen and bathroom upgrades, aesthetic enhancements, accessibility improvements and interior/exterior improvements to bring the residence into the future.
My townhouse is undergoing a residential modernization.

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026