modementia 

Modementia is the state of having a fucked-up modem.

I was getting signed off like crazy, I had modementia.

modementia by Matthew Pryce July 11, 2006

madmentia 

A delusional state brought on by prolonged exposure to the AMC series Mad Men so much so that it skews one's view of what is and what is not acceptable behavior in the workplace or in the home.

When Ben walked into work today, his office assistant Kathy asked him if he needed any coffee. He tossed his trench coat on her desk, slapped her ass, and told her to make him a drink. He was later summoned by Nancy in Human Resources and was subsequently suspended for madmentia, which had just been added to the codes of conduct due to the show's success.

madmentia by The West September 22, 2009

Soccer Momdementalist 

noun: (see soccer mom)
1. A prissy, sexually repressed middle aged mother who reacts with self righteous indignation to any self confident attractive woman who invades her personal domain (any activity she participates in)

She views other attractive and self confident women as a threat to her existence, especially when her husband and children pay more attention to them then they do to her.

She reacts with a fundamentalist furor attempting to force her self righteous morality upon others by complaining to anyone who will listening and if that fails, using bribery and financial blackmail to get her way.

You should have seen the looks on the Soccer Momdementalist's faces when they saw us in our new derby outfits.

Soccer Momdementalist by A. Symetrical September 2, 2010

momentia

mixture of pregnancy/mom brain causing you to forget everything every few minutes

“hi my name is Alicia”

“hi Lisa, I’m sorry i have momentia”

momentia by Angeleen January 5, 2022

Movementist 

a person who starts a movement, like the communist movement discord server, which you can join on disboard!
Note: Glory to the Soviet Motherland!

He is a great movementist
I'm a movementist

Movementist by Your average leninist May 22, 2021

movementarians 

Those who love to move to a new home every 6 months and then expect their friends to help them move every time using their vehicles.

Joe and Mary, who are movementarians, love to move every 6 months and then we must break our backs and use our cars. They can't even spring for a $80 moving truck. We break our backs and get the privilage to be their friends. Oh how ever would they get along without their friends.

movementarians by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 23, 2003

mementia

Sending a meme back to the person who sent it to you because you can't keep track of who sent what any more.

"Yeah, buddy, I sent the "Let's Go Brandon" meme to you three days ago." "Sorry, I am suffering from early onset mementia."

mementia by E. Guido Soda November 4, 2021