moctezumas revenge

travelers diarrhea, usually when you drink the water. probably in Mexico

guy 1: dude don't drink the water
guy 2: why?

guy 1: because of moctezumas revenge

guy 2: what do you think they make the ice cubes with?

moctezumas revenge by big_EZ June 16, 2010

Montazumas revenge

When you have explosive diarrhea in a portapotty in another country and the shit splashes back on your butthole.

Keep it clean or montazumas revenge will come back for more!

Montazumas revenge by Mandiss July 16, 2023

Montezuma's revenge

The colloquial term for any cases of traveler's diarrhea contracted by tourists visiting Mexico. The name humorously refers to Moctezuma II, the ruler of the Aztec civilization who was defeated and slaughtered by Hernán Cortés, the Spanish conquistador. The white Spainiards would then continue to enslave or obliterate the Aztec people.

It is said that whenever a white person has diarrhea while visiting Mexico, he is suffering the wrath of Montezuma's revenge.

Montezuma's revenge by SmashingJack February 23, 2009

Montezuma's revenge

diarrhea contracted by tourists in Mexico (see also Aztec two-step)

Remember,if you drink the water in Mexico, you will get Montezuma's revenge.

Montezuma's revenge by Light Joker June 25, 2005

Montezuma's revenge

The runs, diarrhea, Aztec two-step

I ate the raw oysters, and wham! I had a bad case of Montezuma's revenge

Montezuma's revenge by Cornholio September 29, 2003

Montezuma's revenge

caused by the presence of amoeba's in one's digestive system due to drinking water or most anything that hasn't been cooked in mexico.

I could only talk to my girlfriend 10 minutes at a time due to montezuma's revenge.

Montezuma's revenge by Reed May 5, 2006

Montezuma's revenge

having the urge to shart up a storm in your pantaloons and having to run into a restaraunt to throw a shart grenade in their toilet.

Maarrrrrk had Montezuma's revenge and almost didnt make it. zzzoooooooooooom

Montezuma's revenge by Maarrrrrthew June 12, 2005