Reed's definitions

dilznack

the dilznack is a word similar to heezy which is used to express an exclamation of surprise or confusion.

What the Dilznack?

by reed April 20, 2004

Poofter

A passive or emasculated male.

Stop babying him like that! You're going to turn him into a poofter!

by Reed February 17, 2004

Pandephonium

An event occuring in crowded public places, where many people are close together. The event involves the ringing of an individual's cell phone, and results in 1/2 or more of the immediate area's population digging through purses and pockets for their phones.

Dude, I was standing in line at a train station in Tokyo, and we experienced complete pandephonium when Ichiro's phone went off.

by Reed May 11, 2006

peney

supposely how a 5 year old calls a penis

you showed him your peney! hehehehehwehhehehewhehwh

by reed September 28, 2003

hash

An extract of marijuana made up of resin you smoke it but it is not the same fucking thing as weed .... if you thought it was you've probably never smoked weed... honestly weed and hash are not fucking synonyms

lets go smoke a bowl of hash

by REED June 10, 2003

colon blast

a loud and obnoxious fart. sometimes described as one that "ripped a second asshole". very painful and displeasurable to both the farter and those standing around him.

Damn dude, was that a bomb? Nope, Bruce just had another colon blast. Is his asshole okay?

by reed April 27, 2004

Dirty O'brien

Originally started in Dublin, Ireland. The act of inserting greased small potatoes in your girlfriend's ass and then packing them deeper through means of anal sex. To enhance the pleasure most people perform a Dirty O'brien while drinking a Corona light or Guinness.

While incarcerated Jimmy Boy O'doul enjoyed a Dirty Obrien at the hands of officer Paddy McFudge.

by Reed January 5, 2005