Reed's definitions

colon blast

a loud and obnoxious fart. sometimes described as one that "ripped a second asshole". very painful and displeasurable to both the farter and those standing around him.

Damn dude, was that a bomb? Nope, Bruce just had another colon blast. Is his asshole okay?

by reed April 27, 2004

Dirty O'brien

Originally started in Dublin, Ireland. The act of inserting greased small potatoes in your girlfriend's ass and then packing them deeper through means of anal sex. To enhance the pleasure most people perform a Dirty O'brien while drinking a Corona light or Guinness.

While incarcerated Jimmy Boy O'doul enjoyed a Dirty Obrien at the hands of officer Paddy McFudge.

by Reed January 5, 2005

Pandephonium

An event occuring in crowded public places, where many people are close together. The event involves the ringing of an individual's cell phone, and results in 1/2 or more of the immediate area's population digging through purses and pockets for their phones.

Dude, I was standing in line at a train station in Tokyo, and we experienced complete pandephonium when Ichiro's phone went off.

by Reed May 11, 2006

Poofter

A passive or emasculated male.

Stop babying him like that! You're going to turn him into a poofter!

by Reed February 17, 2004

n00b cannon

a cannon used to fire out nOObs at a high rate of speed.

whoa, that one went real far

by reed April 27, 2004

Clear Liquid

LSD found in liquid form. The liquid is contained in a vile and is dropped under the toungue or in the eyes.

Have you heard of the new Clear Liquid eye drops? They work reeeaaallll good.

by Reed December 11, 2006

dilznack

the dilznack is a word similar to heezy which is used to express an exclamation of surprise or confusion.

What the Dilznack?

by reed April 20, 2004