Montezuma 

Montezuma, Moctezuma, or Montecuzoma, was a Mexica (or Aztec) name. It's meaning is "His Angry Lord, Archer of the Sky". There were two Montezuma emperors. The first was nicknamed "HuehueMontezuma" (old Montezuma) or Montezuma Ilhuicamina (Montezuma the big one), although contemporarly known as Montezuma I. The second was Montezuma Xocoyotzin (Montezuma the young one), or Montezuma II. The former was the Mexica emperor (nahuatl: Hueytlatoani) who met Hernán Cortés and his men, mistook him with Quetzalcóatl (who was said to be "tall, white and with a great beard") and treated the Spaniards like gods. He died after being held captive by the Spanish conquistadores and stoned to death by the Aztecs.

Montezuma saw 8 signs that foretold the fall of his empire.

Montezuma by Fawfulster November 8, 2010

montezuma 

Bloody diarrhea that one gets from drinking the water in Mexico.

After drinking water from a roadside stand in Mexico, Jonny was in the bathroom for days with Montezuma's revenge.

montezuma by mafioso April 23, 2003

Montezuma 

A hip and chill place to live for any open minded and adventurous person. Many beaches and waterfalls to hang out in and meet new people. The greatest place in the universe.

Dude: Yo, let's chill in Montezuma
Dudette: Totally man, let's hit up Chico's!!!!

Montezuma by PlayaGrandeSkimboarder June 6, 2009

Montezuma's revenge

The colloquial term for any cases of traveler's diarrhea contracted by tourists visiting Mexico. The name humorously refers to Moctezuma II, the ruler of the Aztec civilization who was defeated and slaughtered by Hernán Cortés, the Spanish conquistador. The white Spainiards would then continue to enslave or obliterate the Aztec people.

It is said that whenever a white person has diarrhea while visiting Mexico, he is suffering the wrath of Montezuma's revenge.

Montezuma's revenge by SmashingJack February 23, 2009

Montezuma's roulette 

An occurrence during an episode of Montezuma's revenge where one needs to relieve a build-up of gas, but in doing so might run the risk of a shart attack.

Man, I gotta go change. I just lost at Montezuma's roulette.

Montezuma's roulette by brownmenace December 18, 2011

Montezuma's revenge

diarrhea contracted by tourists in Mexico (see also Aztec two-step)

Remember,if you drink the water in Mexico, you will get Montezuma's revenge.

Montezuma's revenge by Light Joker June 25, 2005

Montezuma's revenge

The runs, diarrhea, Aztec two-step

I ate the raw oysters, and wham! I had a bad case of Montezuma's revenge

Montezuma's revenge by Cornholio September 29, 2003