mobied

The act of a fat person, a whale, knocking you over.

Some fat dude mobied me last night in the moshpit.

by milkdudsss July 3, 2012

T-Mobiled

To be duped into something. Tricked

Kevin : The credit card company told me I didn't have to make a payment for 12 months. I just got my first bill and there is a late charge on it.

Denny : You just got T-mobiled

by King03 August 13, 2012

mobie

Short for 'Mobile'.
Australian slang meaning:
a) A mobile phone.
b) To smoke weed in a car...Technically while driving(mobile), but it still counts if you park the car.

"Give him a call on his Mobie."
"Let's go for sum Mobie's."

by Diego November 13, 2003

scary movied

As a verb, to blow a ginormus load of cum. Named after the movie in which such an ejaculation was first portrayed. To completely and utterly bust your nuts.

Last night Liz gave me head for the first time. I scary movied all over her face and the floor.

My gf and I the first time we had sex-

gf: oh yeah, you like that baby
me: Yeah. Omg don't stop, don't- uh. oooh OOOOOOOOOOOOOH CraAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!
*eyes roll back into head and cumz so hard that he loses 30 pounds and blast her through the roof into space.
Astronaut: Commander did you just seethat?!

by Yobastank August 11, 2004

mobbed up

You have many ties to the Italian mafia, though you deny it.

Yea, that strip joint is mobbed up!

by fck the only thing left is you! May 3, 2003

get mobbed

to get smoked by enemies from a different gang or set

"if you a slob, you gonna get mobbed" Crips
"if you a crab, you gonna get mobbed" Bloods

by Swoopa March 2, 2009

Mobed

Is a person, place, or thing that is interested in oddities normal people would avoid. This person, place, or thing has a knack for service and an unusual hatred for pirates and or birds.

The Mobed shat in his pants when the booty went smack.

by THE Urban Cowboy September 25, 2010