The egg Mobile also known as the Subaru imprezza (
2012-17 model) is well, going to leave you disappointed. With a Flat-4 engine don't expect to arrive at your destination any
time soon and with the typical driver being an absolute fuckin egg good luck even getting in this
car. To get permission to get in the Egg Mobile you must have the following ( vape, a badge and some sort of importance to this person) but remember to
book 2 weeks before hand as everyone is crawling to get into this stinker of a
car. Interior and safety on this
car is relatively decent but who gives a
shit about those. When driving the imprezza expected to get no pussy and all your mates laughing at your shit ass engine. with poor parking skills all drivers will wanna clock your head into the pavement. The sound system doesn't get any better, expect the volume to only be at 16 and tik tok music playing making it an absolute dead ride. For the rating of this
car safety 4/5 boosting 0.5/5 and vibs 1/5.On the p plate scale this
car gets a 5.5/15 falling in the catagory of a well below average
car something you dont wanna buy
"who the fuck stole my parking spot" said
Tim "O that was the Egg Mobile" said norman
"
oi can i get a lift in the egg mobile, o wait i could probably walk faster than that
car" said nickos
"did you see the driver of that
car, what a coon" said Babatunde
"who's cooking scrambled eggs, o wait its the egg mobile" said mongouse
"Do you need some salt with that Egg Mobile" said zia boom
