Immortalised by Frank Zappa in his Joe's Garage album.
"..our big prize tonight is fifty American Dollars to the girl with the most exciting mammalian protuberances... ...as viewed through a thoroughly soaked, stupid looking white sort of male person's conservative kind of middle-of-the-road COTTON UNDERGARMENT! Whoopee! And here comes THE WATER!
A liquid of great value to the people of another dimension, only Bill Williams of Crotchduster knows the exact ingredients. Its use is becoming popular amongst African American rappers as well as the people of Williamsburgland.
A sauce that has mulitple uses, such as you can put it in your hair, or spike a drink, or put it onyour balls, or on your wang, and if you dont use it you might as well gay.