mjphobia

It is when someone is petrified of Michael jackson.

Person1:hEEhEE!!!
Person2:ahhhhhhhh dude you scared me man gosh don't do that i have mjphobia!

by Carter moggz December 20, 2020

Maphobia

A Fear or dislike against pedophiles

A random men:¨ eww You disgusting you a pedophile ¨.
Pedophile: ¨ You being Maphobic¨.
A random man: What is Maphobic.
pedophile: ¨Someone with Maphobia has fear or dislike in pedophiles¨.

by Map Activist February 3, 2022

Mephobia

Fear of becoming so awesome that the human race can't handle it and everybody dies.

Dude, I think I have Mephobia." "Why do you think that, Bro?" "cause I had a dream last night that I was so awesome that the world imploded." "Dude, lay off the sugar.

by Swazzle Mcdermot April 30, 2011

Wal-Mophobia

Fear of Wal-Mart.

Wal-mart gives me the creeps. I think I have Wal-Mophobia..

by burrgeezy May 12, 2010

Mephobia

The fear of becoming so awesome that the human race can't handle it and everybody dies.

I was just diagnosed with Mephobia

by Bitchesbeawesome April 19, 2011

Mcphobia

The fear of McDonalds

"What's your phobia?"
"Mcphobia."

by soupsterr June 24, 2016

mephobia

Fear of becoming so awesome that the human race can't handle it and everybody dies.

After I finished my Pirate Halo Ninja Armor Battlesuit, I developed an acute sense of mephobia and scrapped the entire thing.

by uneditablepoly April 30, 2011