mjöl

mjöl is like kokain, it just taste bad

fan va mjölet smakar skit

by Svenska Kocken May 22, 2017

Mjolo

This is a South African slang word for "relationship". (sometimes it's used with "u" as a prefix = "umjolo", which means the same thing. They can be used interchangeably)

Thato: I can't believe she cheated on me
Sade: that's mjolo for you bro. It's hard

Naomi: Yoh I wish I was within umjolo, being single is hard.
Sade: Don't be fooled. Mjolo is not for everyone.

Thandeka: I didn't know umjolo was this nice
Vusi: the same mjolo that I know? It'll fuck you up

Lerato: umjolo is not for the weak
Denise: and its definitely not for the poor either

Busi: How's mjolo treating you?
Siya: can't you see my face glowing?

by MzansiSlangist August 2, 2020

mjolnir

Enchanted war hammer belonging to the mystical God of Thunder, the Mighty Thor.

If Loki plays one more trick on Thor, he's going to shove Mjolnir up his ass, sideways.

by Mighty Whitey August 9, 2003

Mjolo

A very dangerous activity which can lead to various disasters e.g. death, severe embarrassment, utter heartbreak, the lack of Will to go on in life, trust issues, depression, etc.

In other words, mjolo is dating, romance, love, you get the idea.

Boy 1: Ekse what's wrong with Sally?
Boy 2: Yoh I heard Tommy dumped her. Entlek we tried to tell her mjolo was a satanic activity.

by Iwannaberich123 April 10, 2022

Plastic Mjölnir

1. A plastic Mjölnir is a person who wears a Thors-hammer (Mjölnir) who calls themselves a Heathen, Pagan, or Viking that has zero working knowledge of the culture, rituals, or belief systems of either paganism, heathenry, or Viking History. This person usually renames themselves Ragnar Lodbrok, or Bjorn (for males), and renames themselves Lagertha or shield maiden (for females). 2. A person who is a rhodes scholar when it comes to Hollywood and TV Vikings but, possesses zero actual historical knowledge on the subject.

Everyone wants to do Viking shit until its time to do viking shit then its all "Violence is scary ,and mean words hurt my feelings." they are nothing but a bunch of plastic Mjölnirs .

by Aufaffe August 6, 2017

Mjolo

Mjolo is the south african way of saying you're in a dating relationship

Cheeseboy: Are u gonna get in Mjolo
Me: Mjolo??? That shit is not for me

by Shelovesbabyyydiorr on SoundCl July 11, 2021

Mjolnir

A class of armor or powered-armor in the sci-fi games Marathon and Halo, produced by Bungie Studios.

When in his mjolnir armor, John could flip a 66 ton tank with ease.

by Anonymous October 28, 2003