mjolnir

Enchanted war hammer belonging to the mystical God of Thunder, the Mighty Thor.

If Loki plays one more trick on Thor, he's going to shove Mjolnir up his ass, sideways.

by Mighty Whitey August 9, 2003

Mjolnir

A class of armor or powered-armor in the sci-fi games Marathon and Halo, produced by Bungie Studios.

When in his mjolnir armor, John could flip a 66 ton tank with ease.

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

Mjolnir

A substitute for any word pertaining to anything offensive; can be used in any form (i.e: adj, verb, noun...). Most often used to insult someone or something.
Most versatile word in the urban english language. Also see Mjolnir Slam

a) While you thought I was at Matt's house, I was most definately mjolniring your mother.

b) Wow Josh, you're such an mjolnir.

c) I was driving other day and some guy tried to cut me off. It was such an automotive mjolnir.

d) That was a harsh mjolnir Josh, you shouldn't even try to make a comeback to that.

e) I just dropped the largest mjolnir in the toilet, that's why I was in the bathroom for so long.

by ironchoad November 4, 2006

mjolnir

gay.

hi, do you like my mjolnir? now would you like gay sex? i can hammer it in like thor.

by MorelSucksCock June 30, 2012

Mjolnir Slam

A burn or insult in its most harsh aspect. Reserved and used for making fun of and/or reprimanding anyone who deserves such a remark (i.e: pedophiles...) Can also be used as a threat. Used as a noun or verb. Also see Mjolnir}

a) You're dating a 14 year old and you're 18??? I'm going to mjolnir slam your ass.

b) That was such an mjolnir slam that you should just leave, don't even try to retaliate.

c) You seem to be in need of an mjolnir slam, son.

by ironchoad November 10, 2008

Plastic Mjölnir

1. A plastic Mjölnir is a person who wears a Thors-hammer (Mjölnir) who calls themselves a Heathen, Pagan, or Viking that has zero working knowledge of the culture, rituals, or belief systems of either paganism, heathenry, or Viking History. This person usually renames themselves Ragnar Lodbrok, or Bjorn (for males), and renames themselves Lagertha or shield maiden (for females). 2. A person who is a rhodes scholar when it comes to Hollywood and TV Vikings but, possesses zero actual historical knowledge on the subject.

Everyone wants to do Viking shit until its time to do viking shit then its all "Violence is scary ,and mean words hurt my feelings." they are nothing but a bunch of plastic Mjölnirs .

by Aufaffe August 6, 2017

to mjölnir

To mjölnir something is to give someone something like if it's an actual Thor's Hammer, mjolnir. The best way to do it is that the "thor guy" is reaching his arm out, and the other (enslaved-like) guy, is making a violent move in order to make the object like it's attracted by the hand, and giving him the feeling that the "thor guy" is controlling it, and is worthy to hold the object. Only takes a few seconds, if the giving guy isn't a stubborn.

- Bro, can ya to mjölnir|mjölnir me water bottle, plz ?
- You sure are worthy... *to mjölnir|mjölniring him the bottle*

by Jay D. Ashe September 22, 2019