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Pronounced: myeolk (j is silent). Kind of like yolk but with more flair, the o sounds like y and e mixed together.
I didn't get my nightly mjölk so now I'm angy.
mjölk by EmFrogg March 3, 2021
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Molly Mjólk 

Molly Mjólk is the definition of a small guy, who doesn't walk it like he talks it.
If a guy talks shit about you, "You're such a Molly Mjólk"
Molly Mjólk by eNgolaKonta March 31, 2022
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Molka is the name of somebody really unique and very rare. We do not find Molkas at each corner of the sreets, it is like Pokemon GO, when you find a Pokemon you've been searching for ever, you've liked this metaphor, huh ? So, if you ever find a Molka, do not waste your time, ask her for a selfie, you should be very pleased and lucky if you ever have the chance to find a Molka. The whole point here is not only here to glorify the name Molka, it is also to remind you, you reader that is lost on the Internet searching random definitions on Urban Dictionary, to remember you that every person on the Earth is unique and we should treat every person as so.
-XO.
I love her because she is very Molka, unique in her kind.
molka by Cristalline February 22, 2017
This is a South African slang word for "relationship". (sometimes it's used with "u" as a prefix = "umjolo", which means the same thing. They can be used interchangeably)
Thato: I can't believe she cheated on me
Sade: that's mjolo for you bro. It's hard

Naomi: Yoh I wish I was within umjolo, being single is hard.
Sade: Don't be fooled. Mjolo is not for everyone.

Thandeka: I didn't know umjolo was this nice
Vusi: the same mjolo that I know? It'll fuck you up

Lerato: umjolo is not for the weak
Denise: and its definitely not for the poor either

Busi: How's mjolo treating you?
Siya: can't you see my face glowing?
Mjolo by MzansiSlangist August 2, 2020

Brian Molko 

The name of the beautiful lead singer and guitarist of the truly awesome band Placebo. With a strange voice, he is just amazing!
Man 1 - Listening to Placebo again yesterday
Man 2 - Jeez, thats like, a week nonstop
Man 1 - And? Brian Molko is sooooo beautiful! I heart him!
Brian Molko by Nebbito February 1, 2010
A beautiful and kind person who gets mad pretty fast if you don’t know her. She is also funny as shit.
Do you know Molka? She is so funny!
molka by Girlnextdoor101 January 21, 2018

brian molko 

The incredibly gorgeous vocalist and guitarist of rock band Placebo.
The band broke through in 1996, and some where shocked not only by what one journalist called "Brians helium pinched groan", (I strongly disagree with those words, for the record) but also his shoulder long black hair, layers of makeup and tendency to favor mini-dresses as stage-wear.
His bisexuality was also fuzzed a bit about in many interviews.

He is said to have been amused by the fact that people thought he was a girl- and a good looking one at that.
He has said himself that people usually think he is "incredibly gorgeous or ripping ugly", and that is the way with his music as well. You'll probably either love it, or hate it.
His guitar playing is quite unique, and sometimes it just doesn't sound like guitar playing at all. Again, you'll probably either love it, or hate it.
His songwriting is said to be "that of a very disturbed, depressed person" or the work of a genius.

If you like one aspect- the voice, the music, the lyrics or the attitude, the chance is, you are going to love it all.

(This is the impression I have got from the articles I have read. And I have read quite a few of them.)
Have you heard this Placebo album? Brian Molkos vocals are really asome.
brian molko by Timo_ December 19, 2005
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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