2 definitions by Aufaffe
1. A plastic Mjölnir is a person who wears a Thors-hammer (Mjölnir) who calls themselves a Heathen, Pagan, or Viking that has zero working knowledge of the culture, rituals, or belief systems of either paganism, heathenry, or Viking History. This person usually renames themselves Ragnar Lodbrok, or Bjorn (for males), and renames themselves Lagertha or shield maiden (for females). 2. A person who is a rhodes scholar when it comes to Hollywood and TV Vikings but, possesses zero actual historical knowledge on the subject.
Everyone wants to do Viking shit until its time to do viking shit then its all "Violence is scary ,and mean words hurt my feelings." they are nothing but a bunch of plastic Mjölnirs .
by Aufaffe August 6, 2017
Doing somthing really stupid that smacks of fatassed sloth and laziness rather than taking an extra second to do it the right way.
"Look at uncle flubby overthere. He dropped three large pizzas on the sidewalk and smashed a whole 12 pack of beer while trying to close his car door with his elbow."
by Aufaffe February 24, 2009