10 definitions by Mighty Whitey

mjolnir

Enchanted war hammer belonging to the mystical God of Thunder, the Mighty Thor.

If Loki plays one more trick on Thor, he's going to shove Mjolnir up his ass, sideways.

by Mighty Whitey August 10, 2003

One of English extraction who immigrated to Canada.

Thomas and Mary left England for the good life in Canada. Now they're certified Britnadians through and through.

by Mighty Whitey August 9, 2003

To relax comfortably with Dr.Scholls gel shoe inserts.
Similar to "chillin'like a villain."

I'm gellin' like a felon, eating some melon, feeling up helen and my member is swellin'

by Mighty Whitey August 23, 2003

Female who lives for sucking cock and prefers it over vaginal penetration.

Tammy is such a hose beast that I'll be taking her to the drive-in on Friday night.

by Mighty Whitey August 12, 2003

by Mighty Whitey August 8, 2003

A artificially created holiday for blacks so they could feel good about themselves and not have to celebrate Christmas like the white man.

Fo' Kwanza, Tyrone gots some gold teef and a foty ounce beer.

by Mighty Whitey August 29, 2003

Did you see all the crazy congoids running up and down 5th street after the 50 cent concert?

by Mighty Whitey August 8, 2003