mjolnir

Enchanted war hammer belonging to the mystical God of Thunder, the Mighty Thor.

If Loki plays one more trick on Thor, he's going to shove Mjolnir up his ass, sideways.

by Mighty Whitey August 10, 2003

gellin like a felon

To relax comfortably with Dr.Scholls gel shoe inserts.
Similar to "chillin'like a villain."

I'm gellin' like a felon, eating some melon, feeling up helen and my member is swellin'

by Mighty Whitey August 23, 2003

afro-engineered

The politically correct version of "nigger rigged". To do a poor job fixing an item, usually with sub-par materials.

Tyrone's bumper fell of his car so he afro-engineered it by super gluing it back on.

by Mighty Whitey August 08, 2003

KwanZa

A artificially created holiday for blacks so they could feel good about themselves and not have to celebrate Christmas like the white man.

Fo' Kwanza, Tyrone gots some gold teef and a foty ounce beer.

by Mighty Whitey August 29, 2003

snootchies

A greeting extended by slackers and pot heads to one another. Abbreviated version of "snootchie bootchies".

Snootchies nigger, now where is the $5 you owe me?

by Mighty Whitey August 08, 2003

britnadian

One of English extraction who immigrated to Canada.

Thomas and Mary left England for the good life in Canada. Now they're certified Britnadians through and through.

by Mighty Whitey August 09, 2003

congoid

slang for a black person.

Did you see all the crazy congoids running up and down 5th street after the 50 cent concert?

by Mighty Whitey August 08, 2003