by Ray mo October 06, 2019
by mitchmcconnellstan January 03, 2021
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart September 07, 2019
One of the most despicable politicians on the planet, who filibustered his own bill when democrats agreed with it. And yet, Kentucky still elects this clown.
by senthurmanz June 26, 2017
by Werewolf Moms April 04, 2019
A rare species of tortoise found in the hills of Kentucky that derives pleasure from docking with other male tortai.
My brother and I were hiking and to our dismay, from a distance, saw two hillbillies with their uncircumcised penises inserted into one another but as we got closer we realized it was just a couple of Mitch McConnells.
by Puppychup August 09, 2019
The Mitch McConnel is a sexual position one can only achieve in concert with a Galapagos Tortoise which results in wrinkly, long lived, but exceptionally unintelligent offspring.
by One With Common Sense September 25, 2019