mitch mcconnell

Acting as a bitch! Ignoring facts and pretending to know everything.

Melissa is a mitch!

What do you mean?

She has been a mitch mcconnell whole semester.

by Ray mo October 5, 2019

mitch mcconnell

swag daddy

“i look like a turtle”
“omg ur such a mitch mcconnell”

by mitchmcconnellstan January 2, 2021

mitch mcconnell

A backup of sewage drains into one's domecile

House got condemned after a mitch mcconnell

by Aunt Tifa Lockhart September 7, 2019

Mitch Mcconnell

One of the most despicable politicians on the planet, who filibustered his own bill when democrats agreed with it. And yet, Kentucky still elects this clown.

Person 1: "How bad is Mitch Mcconnell?"

Person 2: "Enough that people refer to him as a turtle."

by senthurmanz July 12, 2017

Mitch McConnell

The substance excreted when expressing a dog's anal glands.

My dog's been dragging its ass across the carpet recently, must be a nasty Mitch McConnell buildup.

by Werewolf Moms April 4, 2019

Mitch McConnell

A rare species of tortoise found in the hills of Kentucky that derives pleasure from docking with other male tortai.

My brother and I were hiking and to our dismay, from a distance, saw two hillbillies with their uncircumcised penises inserted into one another but as we got closer we realized it was just a couple of Mitch McConnells.

by Puppychup August 8, 2019

Mitch McConnell

The Mitch McConnel is a sexual position one can only achieve in concert with a Galapagos Tortoise which results in wrinkly, long lived, but exceptionally unintelligent offspring.

Wow that’s one ugly SOB, one of his parents clearly had a fetish for the Mitch McConnell.

by One With Common Sense September 25, 2019