mistersess 

A male mistress

Lots of celebrities have affairs, but I'm waiting for when one is caught on the down low with a mistersess.

mistersess by Inhabitant December 17, 2009

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark 

That's the name of the comedy/horror movie that she's in. She's Very Sexy & wears an Extremely revealing long black dress & is Gorgeous! She's a great actress & icon.

Some of her friends think she looks like Elvira, Mistress of the Dark!

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark by Starchylde June 8, 2016

misterbeastify 

The process of turning a song into a remix of the Mr.Beast Rap Battle introductory scream.

Have you heard the misterbeastified version of "Attack of the Killer Queen" from Deltarune? It's going viral! You should misterbeastify another song too!

misterbeastify by Wanja01 January 18, 2023

five finger mistress 

Simply the hand you use to masturbate.

If your girlfriend doesn't do it for you your five finger mistress will.

five finger mistress by VitoVane November 12, 2017

Sinistrous Mistress 

A sexy, left-handed woman. Also known as a sinister sister.

She's left-handed and a little bit sinister. She's a sinistrous mistress.

Sinistrous Mistress by yo-yo-ma-ma March 22, 2011

professional mistress 

An upscale prostitue who services a small number of men (usually executives) on a regular, long-term basis in exchange for them contributing to her financial well being. Each man may call on her anytime on his regular day (eg. 1st & 3rd Tuesdays). If he needs her for a Friday,Saturday or other days, additional negotiations are necessary.

I could never be a protitute - having to hustle for johns and taking risks, but being a professional mistress is great because I am in control of who I see and when, and the guys I pick really take good care of me.

professional mistress by myplayfulvixen October 25, 2007

Dairy mistress

When dating a vegan, you're likely to not eat animal products when eating dinner with them. However, you likely eat animal products when at dinner with a friend(s) who is not vegan, and this friend(s) is/are your dairy mistress(es).

If your partner is vegetarian, the friend(s) would be a meat mistress(es).

Bob: Dude, I totally couldn't eat this grilled cheese if Susan was here; she became a vegan 6 months before we started dating. You're so my dairy mistress.

Dairy mistress by TwistedColorArrangement September 13, 2012