mistersess
Lots of celebrities have affairs, but I'm waiting for when one is caught on the down low with a mistersess.
mistersess by Inhabitant December 17, 2009
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Elvira, Mistress of the Dark
That's the name of the comedy/horror movie that she's in. She's Very Sexy & wears an Extremely revealing long black dress & is Gorgeous! She's a great actress & icon.
Elvira, Mistress of the Dark by Starchylde June 8, 2016
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misterbeastify
Have you heard the misterbeastified version of "Attack of the Killer Queen" from Deltarune? It's going viral! You should misterbeastify another song too!
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five finger mistress by VitoVane November 12, 2017
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Sinistrous Mistress by yo-yo-ma-ma March 22, 2011
professional mistress
An upscale prostitue who services a small number of men (usually executives) on a regular, long-term basis in exchange for them contributing to her financial well being. Each man may call on her anytime on his regular day (eg. 1st & 3rd Tuesdays). If he needs her for a Friday,Saturday or other days, additional negotiations are necessary.
I could never be a protitute - having to hustle for johns and taking risks, but being a professional mistress is great because I am in control of who I see and when, and the guys I pick really take good care of me.
professional mistress by myplayfulvixen October 25, 2007
Dairy mistress
When dating a vegan, you're likely to not eat animal products when eating dinner with them. However, you likely eat animal products when at dinner with a friend(s) who is not vegan, and this friend(s) is/are your dairy mistress(es).
If your partner is vegetarian, the friend(s) would be a meat mistress(es).
If your partner is vegetarian, the friend(s) would be a meat mistress(es).
Bob: Dude, I totally couldn't eat this grilled cheese if Susan was here; she became a vegan 6 months before we started dating. You're so my dairy mistress.
Dairy mistress by TwistedColorArrangement September 13, 2012
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