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milftastic
adjective, derived from the term MILF from the movie American Pie. A MILF is a Mother I'd Like to Fuck; MILFtastic is a term to describe such a woman who is usually old enough to have a teenaged kid but hot enough that most guys don't care and would love bang her hard all night long doggie-style.
Man, look at the cans on that MILF! They're huge. I'd love to tittie-fuck her. And that ass if fine, she's all-round MILFtastic!
milftastic by saskotis March 14, 2006
Mantastic Number
A song in a musical in which the singers are all male and the song is of a high manful quality; usually involves singing about objectifying women and/or fighting.
Mantastic Number by Captain Silver April 1, 2006
mantastic
Following his fifth keg of beer, Kevin ripped the horn off of his pet narwhal, and then nailed his porn-star girlfriend for hours. Subsequently, he felt mantastic.
mantastic by Ned Ryerson July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on March 27, 2007
McSpastic
An employee at McDonalds that either:
A: Gets your order wrong, regardless of if you check it with them or not.
B: Creates a McDonalds burger that either looks like it's been used in a food fight or a spastic has put it together.
A: Gets your order wrong, regardless of if you check it with them or not.
B: Creates a McDonalds burger that either looks like it's been used in a food fight or a spastic has put it together.
"Some fucking McSpastic got my order wrong!"
"Which fucking McSpastic put this piece of shit together?"
"Which fucking McSpastic put this piece of shit together?"
mistextication
1. When a text message is taken out of context due to lack of tone in dialog.
2. When you send a text message to the wrong contact.
2. When you send a text message to the wrong contact.
mistextication by Steve Isidor August 17, 2008
Mantastic
someone or something that is overly manly but not egotistic, and is just alittle bit cooler then being fantastic.
Mantastic by iluvcookies54 April 30, 2008
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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