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Mistakenly Face-raped 

The act of believing someone on Facebook has been
face-raped and thus commenting to this that they have been face-raped, even though they really were not face-raped.
Status: Hey guy's im Gay
Your comment: HAHAHAHA MAN U TOTALLY GOT FACERAPED :D HAHAHA
Subjects comment: no man i havent been face-raped!!
I AM GAY!!!
Your comment: ... oh :O
Mistakenly Face-raped
Mistakenly Face-raped by Wakalaka44 November 30, 2011
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Mistaken Highdentity 

when someone is assumed to be high because of their ridiculous antics or blood shot eyes.
"i thought my roommate was smacked yesterday when he ate a dozen donuts but it was just a case of mistaken highdentity"

Mistakened 

Commonly misused new word that has made it into the internet! Congrats, mistakened. You're not a word, but you've fooled a lot of people into thinking you are! People add on the -ed to the end thinking that it makes it more past tense than "mistaken" which is what it's supposed to be. *head-desk*
I'm sorry, sir, you seem to have me mistakened for someone else.
Mistakened by RaverGravy April 16, 2013

scene mistaken 

many, many people dipleased me. somedays, i choose a topic and read all about it on UD, trying to gather as much public influence on it as possible. one night, i wanted to look up information on the scene culture, as it is a rather varied and interesting subculture. what i found were definition after definition of hates and criticism toward the scene culture. i myself am semi-scene. i wear eyeliner the whole way around my eye, flat shoes, patterned shirts, and i go to venues. but, my hair is long and natural blonde, and i type regularly. i find that i can easily fit into the scene crowd without having a myspace thats got 47893890349 profile veiws. and so what if i like dinosaurs? i've played with them since i was five. so did you, dont lie.

and all this rambling does in fact have a point.

that UD is very confused and judgemental on this subject. it appears that a set dress code and mindset are stamped to scensters, in your minds anyway. please, reconsider this? that emo ALL wear argyl, plaid, converse, ect. goths? tripp pants, conbat boots, the like. no matter what you are, you have a basic way of dressing. there is no scene uniform. scenes are just as individual as everyone else.

also, scenes seemed to be veiwed as arrogant, concieted, and hypocritical. any person could be that way. often, preps are seen as snotty and stuck up. does that make THEM scene? being rude and self-centered is not a scene quality, its human.

<3
scene mistaken. read nearly ANY of the other scene definitions for a completely wrong and misguided veiw.
scene mistaken by silvercigarettes. November 19, 2006

Mistaken Bar 

Similar to a Stakin' Bar but instead on looking back and or regretting terrible decisions they are looked at as a high once had. One who makes poor choices and gains pleasure for others inconvenience or suffering . Someone who is a low-life.
I'm mistaken bar sweetheart, so telling everyone your slutty secret to spite you was mere enjoyment .
Mistaken Bar by Pesudonym1234 March 2, 2018

Mistakening 

To make a mistake except it is a really big one.
Mahir: Hey Leo I think I was mistakening when we did anal.
Leo: Yeah maybe we should just give blow jobs next time.
Mistakening by LEOS LOVER October 18, 2018

Achey Breaky Big Mistakey 

A boof in serious need of pimpin', like a mullet.
Damn, someone needs to crimp my boof, it's an achey breaky big mistakey.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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