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Musticles

to have muscles in your nuts

John took off his clothes and i saw his testicles... he had musticles

Musticles by AssAids69 October 3, 2012

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My missticles itch somethin’ feirce.

missticles by Evythyme January 15, 2018

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not honest; bull-shit; someone disposed to lie, cheat, or steal; not worthy of trust or belief.

Him: "I swear I didn't sleep with her, baby!"
Her: "You're so mustaches!"

"You know that kid Rick? He's such a f***ing mustache."

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This dude has the best musisticles, you gotta see them

musisticles by SpaceHo March 12, 2018

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I could feel the heat of his musticles from across the room

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Mustachesexual is when you are only attracted to men who have mustaches, and as soon as they shave it you are no longer attracted to them.

I’m not really into him cause i’m lowkey mustachesexual

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