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Musticles 

to have muscles in your nuts
John took off his clothes and i saw his testicles... he had musticles
Musticles by AssAids69 October 3, 2012

missticles 

My missticles itch somethin’ feirce.
missticles by Evythyme January 15, 2018
not honest; bull-shit; someone disposed to lie, cheat, or steal; not worthy of trust or belief.
Him: "I swear I didn't sleep with her, baby!"
Her: "You're so mustaches!"

"You know that kid Rick? He's such a f***ing mustache."
Mustaches by Isabella Hunter March 19, 2009

musisticles 

This dude has the best musisticles, you gotta see them
musisticles by SpaceHo March 12, 2018

Musticles 

Schweaty balls
I could feel the heat of his musticles from across the room
Musticles by Pizzabox53 July 27, 2018

mustachesexual 

Mustachesexual is when you are only attracted to men who have mustaches, and as soon as they shave it you are no longer attracted to them.
I’m not really into him cause i’m lowkey mustachesexual
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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