missionlit 

Great stories with a greater purpose – influence people to build more productive and peaceful societies. Produced in any communication format.

Did you download the new missionlit ________? Ah, you bought the book and the video. So, how will it change your life and how will you spread the message?

missionlit by Vagilantes October 9, 2011

missioning 

To go on a mini-expedition. This might involve negotiating treacherous terrain, having strange adventures and meeting random people. It will definitely involve having an amazing time...

I had the most amazing day missioning
Let's go missioning again really soon

missioning by SE Shell September 19, 2009

Missioning 

Using the public transit to go someone's house/to an event

"Hey are you guys going to Franny's?"
"Yeee, bro. We're missioning it there."
"Seriously?"
"Shelay"

Missioning by Gina Un-Failure June 22, 2009

missioning 

To be totally focused on one goal whilst under the infuence of narcotics, to the possible detriment of personal health, social standing and other shit.

"Nah, leave him be, he's missioning for some Rizla and won't be back for ages."

missioning by Drakien March 6, 2003

Missionite 

A person that comes to a san clemente beach from the inland city of mission viejo. They can be identified by bringing their duffel bag, wearing a wife beater and having bleached hair. They usually bring a POS bodyboard or skimboard.

This fucking missionite dropped in on me with his junk dragger.

Missionite by The REAL SC April 11, 2011

Missionista 

1. A militant religious missionary who will stop at nothing to invade your space and prove that his religion is right and your beliefs are wrong.

2. Any missionary that is rude and starts arguments instead of sharing ideas.

Person 1: You are going to hell for not believing the same as we believe; any intelligent person should be able to understand this.

Person 2: Hey man, don't be such a missionista!

Missionista by vududady January 27, 2012

missionette 

A female Mormon missionary. Known formally as Sister Missionaries. Missionettes are typically homely Mormon girls who were not married off by the ripe old age of 21. "Return Missionette" or RM status greatly improves one's marriage prospects.

"Don't answer the door! The Missionettes are heading up the walk."

missionette by YYY Delilah September 24, 2008