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Missoula Mortar and Pestle
A marriage of the pittsburgh steamshovel and a skullfuck. Taking a shit in the empty eyesocket of a one-eyed hooker, then squishing your cock into it. Extra points awarded for the famed "Eye to Mouth" move afterwards.
Stump: I got rolled by a one-eyed hooker last night
Nick: How?
Stump: I just finished giving her the Missoula Mortar and Pestle, then she slapped me with a crowbar and took my wallet
Nick: How?
Stump: I just finished giving her the Missoula Mortar and Pestle, then she slapped me with a crowbar and took my wallet
Missoula Mortar and Pestle by MaximillianBadberg October 6, 2011
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Missoula
A wonderful city in Western Montana where you can get high as a kite for $5, bike like a fucking maniac and go to a killer house party all in one day. Lots of hobos that are very fun to have casual conversations with, and a pretty decent football team. By far the most liberal town in montana with the most hot people.
Missoula by grapesandcheeseparty October 1, 2011
Missoula Reroute
When it snows and miss a connection on a Delta flight by 10 min., they will administer the Missoula Reroute. They'll first suggest that you fly the entire next day with three or more connections, most of which you will probably end up missing, and arrive at your final destination at around midnight. After a lengthy argument, they will figure out that there is indeed a better option that will get you within driving distance of your destination in just a few hours. This will ultimately end up sending you on a treacherous journey through snow-covered roads with elk and deer jumping out after every turn. It ends up being about as pleasant as being plowed from behind, something they don't do to the roads in Idaho or Montana.
When administering a Missoula Reroute, say: "I'm sorry, it's snowing outsite. I'm going to have to fuck you in the ass."
Missoula Reroute by DeltaSucks December 25, 2010
Missoula
Full of fucking maniacs who bike and ski all day while they party in carhartt overalls and ride bison into the sunset. Don’t come here.
Missoula by universityofmontanasimp June 16, 2021
missoula monoculture
Not really even unique to Missoula, the missoula monoculture can actually be found in other, similar wannabe hippy but sort of rich towns across the west. The chicks are all sort of hot, the dudes all have beards. They each wear hoodless down patagonia jackets, carharts, and bring their kids to the bar/brewery. Their lab is in their subaru parked outside, which they will later drive to their modest 2br house which looks like every other house for miles in a haphazard subdivision.
They are into skiing, riding their bikes, climbing, etc.
They look like they are models for an LL bean catalog.
They are into skiing, riding their bikes, climbing, etc.
They look like they are models for an LL bean catalog.
Check that chick out - she's almost sexy.
Bro bra, she is a card-carrying member of the missoula monoculture. hope you're ready to live the active lifestyle
Man, I went to snowbowl once, no thanks.
Bro bra, she is a card-carrying member of the missoula monoculture. hope you're ready to live the active lifestyle
Man, I went to snowbowl once, no thanks.
missoula monoculture by thecrusha December 15, 2010