To carelessly misinterpret another person's words, ideas or intentions, often with a dismissive and disparaging mindset. When a person misconstrues, they rely on their gut feeling while paying no attention to the actual content and rationale. Though it can happen anywhere, such quick-to-react idiocy is almost exclusive to Twitter and Reddit.

See also: gaslighting

Me: *posts a genuine and sincere LifeProTip on how to clean junk on your phone* 0 upvotes

Redditard: Stop advertising your app dickhead, we know that shit doesn't work. 12 upvotes

Me: Oh look, typical Redditard misconstrued my post. Nowhere in my post did I even say that it was my app!!! -5 upvotes

Misconstrue by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 9, 2021

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Misconstrupiate

When you get a two words mixed up with another

That meal was delicitous! (Delicious + Delicacy)

No, you misconstrupiated the word delicious..

Misconstrupiate by Noeth Caerline November 11, 2009

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misconstroodle

1) another word for sex
2) anything sexual

created by two girls named sam and hayley..they were walking at night in the deserted town of marblehead when they decided to misconstroodle..and since then its been a word. pshhhyeah.

i want to misconstroodle you real bad right now..

misconstroodle by hayley and sam April 3, 2005

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