Misconstrued

To have a person or someone fucked up

He thinking I'm soft he had me all misconstrued.

by beach boi September 13, 2018

My Words Were Misconstrued

Saying giving out Pro-Zionism stickers and then saying you just want peace

I gave out stickers saying that I think Zionism is sexy, but I just want "peace" my words were misconstrued

by PurplePillows92 January 17, 2024

Misconstrusion

The act of misconstruing something, or not understanding something

Your reaction was a misconstrusion of my intent!

by JPAA January 16, 2011

Misconstrudel

To incorrectly interpret a strudel as another baked good or pastry, or vice versa.

Q: Hey man, where'd you get this delicious apple turnover?
A: Dude. Common misconstrudel right there... you have got to learn your pastries!

by devilashe June 9, 2014

Misconstrue

To carelessly misinterpret another person's words, ideas or intentions, often with a dismissive and disparaging mindset. When a person misconstrues, they rely on their gut feeling while paying no attention to the actual content and rationale. Though it can happen anywhere, such quick-to-react idiocy is almost exclusive to Twitter and Reddit.

See also: gaslighting

Me: *posts a genuine and sincere LifeProTip on how to clean junk on your phone* 0 upvotes

Redditard: Stop advertising your app dickhead, we know that shit doesn't work. 12 upvotes

Me: Oh look, typical Redditard misconstrued my post. Nowhere in my post did I even say that it was my app!!! -5 upvotes

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 9, 2021

Misconstrupiate

When you get a two words mixed up with another

That meal was delicitous! (Delicious + Delicacy)

No, you misconstrupiated the word delicious..

by Noeth Caerline November 11, 2009

misconstroodle

1) another word for sex
2) anything sexual

created by two girls named sam and hayley..they were walking at night in the deserted town of marblehead when they decided to misconstroodle..and since then its been a word. pshhhyeah.

i want to misconstroodle you real bad right now..

by hayley and sam April 3, 2005