Misconstrued
Misconstrued by beach boi September 13, 2018
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My Words Were Misconstrued
I gave out stickers saying that I think Zionism is sexy, but I just want "peace" my words were misconstrued
My Words Were Misconstrued by PurplePillows92 January 17, 2024
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Misconstrusion
Misconstrusion by JPAA January 16, 2011
Misconstrudel
Q: Hey man, where'd you get this delicious apple turnover?
A: Dude. Common misconstrudel right there... you have got to learn your pastries!
A: Dude. Common misconstrudel right there... you have got to learn your pastries!
Misconstrudel by devilashe June 9, 2014
Misconstrue
To carelessly misinterpret another person's words, ideas or intentions, often with a dismissive and disparaging mindset. When a person misconstrues, they rely on their gut feeling while paying no attention to the actual content and rationale. Though it can happen anywhere, such quick-to-react idiocy is almost exclusive to Twitter and Reddit.
See also: gaslighting
See also: gaslighting
Me: *posts a genuine and sincere LifeProTip on how to clean junk on your phone* 0 upvotes
Redditard: Stop advertising your app dickhead, we know that shit doesn't work. 12 upvotes
Me: Oh look, typical Redditard misconstrued my post. Nowhere in my post did I even say that it was my app!!! -5 upvotes
Redditard: Stop advertising your app dickhead, we know that shit doesn't work. 12 upvotes
Me: Oh look, typical Redditard misconstrued my post. Nowhere in my post did I even say that it was my app!!! -5 upvotes
Misconstrue by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 9, 2021
Misconstrupiate
Misconstrupiate by Noeth Caerline November 11, 2009
misconstroodle
1) another word for sex
2) anything sexual
created by two girls named sam and hayley..they were walking at night in the deserted town of marblehead when they decided to misconstroodle..and since then its been a word. pshhhyeah.
2) anything sexual
created by two girls named sam and hayley..they were walking at night in the deserted town of marblehead when they decided to misconstroodle..and since then its been a word. pshhhyeah.
misconstroodle by hayley and sam April 3, 2005
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