mis-app

launching an incorrect app (application) on your computer desktop, dock or smartphone and waiting for it to finish before you can launch the desired app

...@#$%ing great...I just had a mis-app!!! Now i have to wait 20 minutes for Word to launch while I really wanted to launch Messenger...

mis-app by infjdesign October 20, 2010

misappeared 

The failier of something or someone to arrive, show up, manifest, is misplaced or missing.

My logical thought process simply misappeared when asked why I was not in class yesterday. I guess I misappeared!?!The result of my misappearance left a big red "F" in the grade book.

misappeared by Doris Wilbury - Misappearance Specialist March 4, 2008

pedal misapplication

Explanation for unintended acceleration in Toyotas, coined by Ron Medford, Deputy Administrator, National Highway Traffic Safety Administration.

"What most likely happened was pedal misapplication." - Ron Medford, NHTSA

"Is that the brake or the gas pedal? I can't tell the difference!" - Toyota driver

pedal misapplication by allterrain February 26, 2011

Misappeared 

When you have lost or can't find someone or something. Can't locate an item. Something or someone has gone missing or has disappeared.

My car keys have mysteriously misappeared.

Where did that guy you came with go? He must of done a misappearing act.

Where are your shoes? They were here a minute ago and now they have misappeared!

Misappeared by Rockwoman November 27, 2012

internet volumetric misapprehension syndrome 

Noun: Repeatedly ordering items online which are much smaller than you first thought.

"Wow, all of my Christmas presents were tiny. Were they supposed to be this small?"
"No, but I got them online."
"Well, I guess you suffered from internet volumetric misapprehension syndrome."

internet volumetric misapprehension syndrome by Jeetmaster9000 February 11, 2022

misappear 

When a person or thing arrives or appears at the wrong time.

I made sure that I had the right date and time because I didn't want to misappear like the last time I was invited to a party at their place and I arrived a whole week early!

misappear by mastacurtis October 13, 2011

Misappeared 

It’s missing and I can’t find

I was looking for my shoes, but they misappeared

Misappeared by Jonnywolfgangster September 14, 2019