mirlo

A phenomenal woman, witty, hilarious, adventurous, and resilient. Only the strongest of men are worthy of such a glorious being. A one in a million woman, literally. And not just because it's an uncommon name.

Bro, how'd you get a woman like Mirlo? She don't settle for just anyone.

Or,

I'd like to think more like Mirlo, she doesn't let anything bother her, and she's hilarious. A little crazy, but I'll take it.

by Your Handle December 19, 2016

Merlone

The state of drinking a bottle of Merlot alone.

She bought the bottle of Merlot and thought he would go to the park with her and drink it, but he said no and now she is merlone.

by kidhamishi August 26, 2013

Milo Kolb

Milo Kolb is known for Minecraft lets plays on YouTube. He also does ninja warrior in his free time

Milo Kolb taught me how to build an afk fish farm! His tutorials are so great

by A fan of Milo September 11, 2019

marlon brando

Perhaps one of the greatest actors of the twentieth century...when he was at his best. This would have included his roles in "On the Waterfront," "A Streetcar Named Desire," "Apocolypse Now," and what most people know him from: "The Godfather." Unfortunetly he was reduced to little more than a charicature of himself, either wasting his talents or taking minute roles for huge amounts of money (Superman). Despite these choices he remains a master of his craft. His presence will be sorely missed.

Wow that guy's gonna be the next Marlon Brando (Impossible)

by KW January 12, 2005

Milonianism

A religion that can find it's origins in Kimball High School in Northern California. It is the belief that the universe was created by the flying turtles of Nazareth, and that everything is Philip.

An excerpt from the gospel of the milo, a holy book of milonianism:

I am a turtle.
Anyone that tries to say otherwise can go listen to ducks.
I believe that the flying turtles of Nazareth are the creators of the universe.
Philip is everything, and everything is Philip.
Bob is the son of Philip.
Cheesecake is our holy food.
The llama is sacred.
Shrek is love.
Shrek is life.
Get outa my swamp!

by The apostle December 9, 2013

matteus marlovits

Teus is one of the most sexiest, handsome, pompous and diligent people you‘ll ever meet.

He‘s instagram famous and is venerated/adored by a myriad of gals out there.

„gurl, where can i find myself a matteus marlovits“

„Comrade ion kno“

by hisdicksmallerthanmytoes May 6, 2019

miclo

a white or light skinned mexican

Miclo in the movie 'Blood In Blood Out' was also called MilkWeed because of his white skin.

by SLE3PY.'. January 19, 2008