mintzy

A Hispanic girl who is short and loves dank memes

" wow , i see you love dank memes, is you a mintzy or something?"
meme lover Hispanic meme lover meme fanatic

by SloppyBAEcon April 20, 2018

The ol' Eghroots Mintz-Plasse

The ol' Eghroots Mintz-Plasse is an incredibly famous duster, the best of the best. No one dusts it off like he does. If you have an Eghroots Mintz-Plasse that needs dusting, call the ol' Eghroots Mintz-Plasse.

Sweet mother of god, my car, it needs dusting. I know! I'll call the ol' Eghroots Mintz-Plasse!

by Eghroots Mintz-Plasse October 25, 2016

minty-badger

pedobear drunkard cross dresser

that minty-badger was scamming on random kid's public skype profiles

by deep fryd June 2, 2013

getting minty

to brush your teeth or freshen your breath

Dan is always getting minty before we hang out.

by mangogirl1 January 1, 2012

Minty Bounce

A devastating move involving drinking mint tea while simultaneously jumping up and down.

If he is up for a fight, I may do the minty bounce on him.

by KJBKAFSJB KSFA May 31, 2021

Minty jerk

When you use spit as lubrication for your jerk while you are chewing mint gum, which gives you that cool, minty feeling on your dick.

Guy 1: I just had the best minty jerk last night.
Guy 2: I’m not a fan of minty jerks, they make my dick feel too cold.

by Bigtiddygothgf69 October 6, 2018

By the minty nipples of Marduk !

An expression of surprise and joy, by presumably referring to the nipples of a Babylonian god that were, for the sake of this expression, inordinately minty.

" By the minty nipples of Marduk !" this McRib sandwich is delicious !

by Cuneus Stern October 12, 2013