ministerone

Veggie-and-pasta soup dat preachers partake of during their lunch hour.

Hanging out at a seminary has its benefits, but you might get awfully tired of being served ministerone three times a day!

by QuacksO June 6, 2023

#MiniStroke

1:- Masturbating with small hands

I wonder how many #MiniStrokes The @realdonaldjtrump has to use To get Putin a happy ending

by Yuri Shatski September 2, 2020

Queef Minestrone

The fluid that results from a pussy fart during a woman's period; it's like a bisque of menses and clots.

Queef Minestrone, it's a lot like Tomato Soup, but chunkier and is brewed inside a vagina.

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin March 4, 2019

shitty minestrone

When you experience an incredibly shitty lay. Much like heating up a can of minestrone soup... there is hope of rich tomato flavor and bold, tasty veggies to match... but actually it just ends up smelling like some fucked up spaghetti-oh nightmare and tastes like a veggie-mush-baby-food.

Took home a nice lady from the bar last night.. and let me tell ya that was some shitty minestrone.

You know what doesn’t pass the vibe check?? Shitty minestrone. Shit’s hella SUS.

by Goober Cottonwood February 20, 2021

ministrone

The title of an ordained Minister of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Mikey: "Hey David! I'm a Ministrone!"
David: "You're a fucking idiot."

by BlueXander May 25, 2023

Ministroebaek

Ministroebaek is frequently used by danish people with Strøbæk as their surname. Because you can not write the letter åæø in English people decide to write it that way. It is a very homosexual phrase, and if used as a Gamertag it can reduce the persons aim by up to 75%

1) Why couldn't you hit your shots?
2) That's cuz im Ministroebaek
1) Fair enough

by XD_Farmand79 October 14, 2019

Ministewne

A stew made with a minestrone base with gnocchi or mashed potatoes added instead of pasta that thicken the dish into a stew.

I'd like to make a hearty ministewne tonight.

by jwVic June 21, 2025