When you experience an incredibly shitty lay. Much like heating up a can of minestrone soup... there is hope of rich tomato flavor and bold, tasty veggies to match... but actually it just ends up smelling like some fucked up spaghetti-oh nightmare and tastes like a veggie-mush-baby-food.
Took home a nice lady from the bar last night.. and let me tell ya that was some shitty minestrone.
You know what doesn’t pass the vibe check?? Shitty minestrone. Shit’s hella SUS.
Ministroebaek is frequently used by danish people with Strøbæk as their surname. Because you can not write the letter åæø in English people decide to write it that way. It is a very homosexual phrase, and if used as a Gamertag it can reduce the persons aim by up to 75%
1) Why couldn't you hit your shots?
2) That's cuz im Ministroebaek
1) Fair enough
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.