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Queef Minestrone 

The fluid that results from a pussy fart during a woman's period; it's like a bisque of menses and clots.
Queef Minestrone, it's a lot like Tomato Soup, but chunkier and is brewed inside a vagina.

shitty minestrone 

When you experience an incredibly shitty lay. Much like heating up a can of minestrone soup... there is hope of rich tomato flavor and bold, tasty veggies to match... but actually it just ends up smelling like some fucked up spaghetti-oh nightmare and tastes like a veggie-mush-baby-food.
Took home a nice lady from the bar last night.. and let me tell ya that was some shitty minestrone.

You know what doesn’t pass the vibe check?? Shitty minestrone. Shit’s hella SUS.

ministrone 

The title of an ordained Minister of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Mikey: "Hey David! I'm a Ministrone!"
David: "You're a fucking idiot."
ministrone by BlueXander May 25, 2023

Ministroebaek 

Ministroebaek is frequently used by danish people with Strøbæk as their surname. Because you can not write the letter åæø in English people decide to write it that way. It is a very homosexual phrase, and if used as a Gamertag it can reduce the persons aim by up to 75%
1) Why couldn't you hit your shots?
2) That's cuz im Ministroebaek
1) Fair enough
Ministroebaek by XD_Farmand79 October 14, 2019

Ministewne 

A stew made with a minestrone base with gnocchi or mashed potatoes added instead of pasta that thicken the dish into a stew.
I'd like to make a hearty ministewne tonight.
Ministewne by jwVic June 21, 2025