Definitions by BlueXander
Graycist
Mikey: "I don't like how the black looks"
Luke: "Dude you can't say that, that's racist!"
Mikey: "I'm talking about a fucking car..."
Luke: "Ok, it's not racist... It's graycist"
Luke: "Dude you can't say that, that's racist!"
Mikey: "I'm talking about a fucking car..."
Luke: "Ok, it's not racist... It's graycist"
Graycist by BlueXander June 22, 2023
Loft Dweller
An alternative for Basement Dweller for those who lack a basement. Attic Dweller is also an acceptable alternative.
David: "We need to get Mikey out of the loft. He's turning into a Loft Dweller."
Finn: "What can we do? He doesn't have a basement."
Finn: "What can we do? He doesn't have a basement."
Loft Dweller by BlueXander May 30, 2023
Lemon-Man
He stood there with his back to his desk on the top floor of Lemon Inc. staring out on the vast horizon. He is the citrus head of the company. He is the Lemon-Man
Lemon-Man by BlueXander May 29, 2023
Lawrence (Larry)
David: "Hey Mikey, you remember telling me how you were an Urban Fisherman?
Mikey: "Yeah? What about it?"
David: "I found this pillow shaped like a fish."
Mikey: "I shall name him Lawrence (Larry)"
Mikey: "Yeah? What about it?"
David: "I found this pillow shaped like a fish."
Mikey: "I shall name him Lawrence (Larry)"
Lawrence (Larry) by BlueXander May 29, 2023
Barbiecue
Sharon: “Hey Mikey, have you seen my old Barbie doll?”
Mikey: “Yeah, I threw it on the grill.”
Sharon “MIKEY! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!”
Mikey: “Hehehe, Barbiecue.”
Mikey: “Yeah, I threw it on the grill.”
Sharon “MIKEY! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!”
Mikey: “Hehehe, Barbiecue.”
Barbiecue by BlueXander May 26, 2023
Homebrew
David: “Congratulations Mikey, you’ve found the daggers known as Flint and Steel!”
Mikey: “That’s not in any of the game manuals.”
David: “Yeah, that’s because it’s Homebrew.”
Mikey: “That’s not in any of the game manuals.”
David: “Yeah, that’s because it’s Homebrew.”
Homebrew by BlueXander May 26, 2023
Hoarders Law
The theory that regardless of how unorganised a hoarder is, they will always be able to pinpoint where a specific item is.
David: “Hey Mikey, do you have a phone charger?”
Mikey: “Check the second pile on the right down the hall to the bathroom. At the bottom of the pile is an old milk crate with a bundle of wires in it. The USB-C Charger is right at the bottom and the Apple Charger is tangled with an HDMI cable.”
David: “Dude… why would you know that?”
Mikey: “Hoarders Law.”
Mikey: “Check the second pile on the right down the hall to the bathroom. At the bottom of the pile is an old milk crate with a bundle of wires in it. The USB-C Charger is right at the bottom and the Apple Charger is tangled with an HDMI cable.”
David: “Dude… why would you know that?”
Mikey: “Hoarders Law.”
Hoarders Law by BlueXander May 26, 2023