Mikey: "Alright David, here's your Triple Cheeseburger with Fries and a Coke. That's £12 total."
David: "I'll pay you when I get paid."
David: "I'll pay you when I get paid."
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Get the I'll pay you when I get paid mug.David: "I was down the pub last night and saw an American and a Frenchman having a brawl."
Mikey: "So what'd you do?"
David: "Well I tried to break it up but they beat the shit out of me instead."
Mikey: "Ah, you're a victim of The Franco-American Offensive."
Mikey: "So what'd you do?"
David: "Well I tried to break it up but they beat the shit out of me instead."
Mikey: "Ah, you're a victim of The Franco-American Offensive."
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David: "A wooden plank with a fish painted on it!"
Mikey: "Why?..."
David: "Cmon dude, you know I'm an Urban Fisherman!"
David: "A wooden plank with a fish painted on it!"
Mikey: "Why?..."
David: "Cmon dude, you know I'm an Urban Fisherman!"
by BlueXander May 25, 2023
Get the Urban Fisherman mug.Sharon: “Hey Mikey, have you seen my old Barbie doll?”
Mikey: “Yeah, I threw it on the grill.”
Sharon “MIKEY! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!”
Mikey: “Hehehe, Barbiecue.”
Mikey: “Yeah, I threw it on the grill.”
Sharon “MIKEY! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!”
Mikey: “Hehehe, Barbiecue.”
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Luke: "Dude you can't say that, that's racist!"
Mikey: "I'm talking about a fucking car..."
Luke: "Ok, it's not racist... It's graycist"
Luke: "Dude you can't say that, that's racist!"
Mikey: "I'm talking about a fucking car..."
Luke: "Ok, it's not racist... It's graycist"
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Get the Graycist mug.The theory that regardless of how unorganised a hoarder is, they will always be able to pinpoint where a specific item is.
David: “Hey Mikey, do you have a phone charger?”
Mikey: “Check the second pile on the right down the hall to the bathroom. At the bottom of the pile is an old milk crate with a bundle of wires in it. The USB-C Charger is right at the bottom and the Apple Charger is tangled with an HDMI cable.”
David: “Dude… why would you know that?”
Mikey: “Hoarders Law.”
Mikey: “Check the second pile on the right down the hall to the bathroom. At the bottom of the pile is an old milk crate with a bundle of wires in it. The USB-C Charger is right at the bottom and the Apple Charger is tangled with an HDMI cable.”
David: “Dude… why would you know that?”
Mikey: “Hoarders Law.”
by BlueXander May 26, 2023
Get the Hoarders Law mug.A sandwich consisting of copious amounts of Nutella and Peanut Butter between two slices of white bread.
It is named such as it will provide one with enough energy to supply a small town but will inevitably lead to a complete sugar crash after an hour.
It is named such as it will provide one with enough energy to supply a small town but will inevitably lead to a complete sugar crash after an hour.
Mikey: "Dude, I just had a Chernobyl Sandwich and it is the bomb! I just deep-cleaned my house, asked out three women, went skiing, went surfing, cooked a five course dinner and... uhhhhhhhhh..."
David: "What the fuck?"
Mikey: *unintelligible noises similar to a brain-dead chimpanzee*
David: "What the fuck?"
Mikey: *unintelligible noises similar to a brain-dead chimpanzee*
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