Definitions by BlueXander

Graycist 

A sentence that can be considered racist when in reality it isn't.

Mikey: "I don't like how the black looks"
Luke: "Dude you can't say that, that's racist!"
Mikey: "I'm talking about a fucking car..."
Luke: "Ok, it's not racist... It's graycist"

Graycist by BlueXander June 22, 2023

Loft Dweller 

An alternative for Basement Dweller for those who lack a basement. Attic Dweller is also an acceptable alternative.

David: "We need to get Mikey out of the loft. He's turning into a Loft Dweller."
Finn: "What can we do? He doesn't have a basement."

Loft Dweller by BlueXander May 30, 2023

Lemon-Man 

A powerful corporate being beyond anyone's understanding.

He stood there with his back to his desk on the top floor of Lemon Inc. staring out on the vast horizon. He is the citrus head of the company. He is the Lemon-Man

Lemon-Man by BlueXander May 29, 2023

Lawrence (Larry) 

A pillow shaped like a fish.

David: "Hey Mikey, you remember telling me how you were an Urban Fisherman?
Mikey: "Yeah? What about it?"
David: "I found this pillow shaped like a fish."
Mikey: "I shall name him Lawrence (Larry)"

Lawrence (Larry) by BlueXander May 29, 2023

Barbiecue 

The act of destroying Barbie dolls on a barbecue grill.

Sharon: “Hey Mikey, have you seen my old Barbie doll?”
Mikey: “Yeah, I threw it on the grill.”
Sharon “MIKEY! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!”
Mikey: “Hehehe, Barbiecue.”

Barbiecue by BlueXander May 26, 2023

Homebrew 

An unofficial additional item, race, class or feature in tabletop RPGs.

David: “Congratulations Mikey, you’ve found the daggers known as Flint and Steel!”
Mikey: “That’s not in any of the game manuals.”
David: “Yeah, that’s because it’s Homebrew.”

Homebrew by BlueXander May 26, 2023

Hoarders Law 

The theory that regardless of how unorganised a hoarder is, they will always be able to pinpoint where a specific item is.

David: “Hey Mikey, do you have a phone charger?”
Mikey: “Check the second pile on the right down the hall to the bathroom. At the bottom of the pile is an old milk crate with a bundle of wires in it. The USB-C Charger is right at the bottom and the Apple Charger is tangled with an HDMI cable.”
David: “Dude… why would you know that?”
Mikey: “Hoarders Law.”

Hoarders Law by BlueXander May 26, 2023