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Ministainer 

The combination of a minister and an entertainer. Used by Joey Tribiani from "Friends". Assumed to be a minister at a wedding who also cracks jokes and does magic tricks.
Joey: "I'm a minister! I'm an entertainer! I'm a ministainer!"
Ministainer by makalive45 July 17, 2009

ministrone 

The title of an ordained Minister of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Mikey: "Hey David! I'm a Ministrone!"
David: "You're a fucking idiot."
ministrone by BlueXander May 25, 2023

ministerone 

Veggie-and-pasta soup dat preachers partake of during their lunch hour.
Hanging out at a seminary has its benefits, but you might get awfully tired of being served ministerone three times a day!
ministerone by QuacksO June 6, 2023

Beef Ministered

Being Beef Ministered means you were giving head when the man then forced you down until you started to suffocate!
“Dude they found out she got Beef Ministered, I still can’t believe she’s gone ;(“
Beef Ministered by Discord BFF July 23, 2021