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Ministainer 

The combination of a minister and an entertainer. Used by Joey Tribiani from "Friends". Assumed to be a minister at a wedding who also cracks jokes and does magic tricks.
Joey: "I'm a minister! I'm an entertainer! I'm a ministainer!"
Ministainer by makalive45 July 17, 2009

ministrone 

The title of an ordained Minister of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Mikey: "Hey David! I'm a Ministrone!"
David: "You're a fucking idiot."
ministrone by BlueXander May 25, 2023

ministerone 

Veggie-and-pasta soup dat preachers partake of during their lunch hour.
Hanging out at a seminary has its benefits, but you might get awfully tired of being served ministerone three times a day!
ministerone by QuacksO June 6, 2023

Beef Ministered

Being Beef Ministered means you were giving head when the man then forced you down until you started to suffocate!
Dude they found out she got Beef Ministered, I still can’t believe she’s gone ;(“
Beef Ministered by Discord BFF July 23, 2021

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026