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Midgardian
A Midgardian is a Earth dweller also know as humans. This is because in Norse mythology there are 9 Realms, and Earth is named Midgard so people that live there are called Midgardians.
Midgardian by PrinceLoki March 29, 2016
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mindguard • Midguard • mink guarding • Midgard • midgtard • mudguard • Manguarding • Midgardian • Midgarditis • midgard serpent
Mudguard Head
A slang term (Australian) given to a person with little or no hair upon their head.
MUDGUARD = Shiny on top with shit underneath.
Usually used as a friendly insult to a known balding /bald person.
MUDGUARD = Shiny on top with shit underneath.
Usually used as a friendly insult to a known balding /bald person.
Mudguard Head by Opiumtrail of Australia April 6, 2010
miniquard
miniquard by Joshua Jaquan August 10, 2017
Midgard
In Norse myth, the defensive fortress which the gods build about the middle portion of the earth allotted to men in order to protect mankind from the giants. Midgard ("middle world") is on the same level as Nidavellir (land of the dwarfs), Svartalfheim (land of the dark elves/dwarfs) and Jotunheim (the land of the giants).
mingtard
Quite simply a mixture of a minger (someone who fell out of the butt ugly tree and hit the sphincter on the way down) and a fucktard (someone who isn't retarded, but who is so stupid/annoying/idiotic, that they sure do appear that way.)
Not only was that barmaid as fat an ugly as a hippo, she couldn't even subtract 4 from 10. What a mingtard!
mingtard by Hayes Benedict Thompson September 16, 2007
midgtard
Chico: Dude, why is that midget licking his shoe like that?
Sven: Can't you tell, man? That guys a midgtard.
Sven: Can't you tell, man? That guys a midgtard.
midgtard by gribblet666 February 6, 2010
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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