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Midgardian 

A Midgardian is a Earth dweller also know as humans. This is because in Norse mythology there are 9 Realms, and Earth is named Midgard so people that live there are called Midgardians.
"In all of Midgard I have never seen a Midgardian as beautiful as you."
Midgardian by PrinceLoki March 29, 2016

Mudguard Head

A slang term (Australian) given to a person with little or no hair upon their head.

MUDGUARD = Shiny on top with shit underneath.

Usually used as a friendly insult to a known balding /bald person.
Hey ya fuckin Mudguard Head, how's your father Yul Brunner.
In Norse myth, the defensive fortress which the gods build about the middle portion of the earth allotted to men in order to protect mankind from the giants. Midgard ("middle world") is on the same level as Nidavellir (land of the dwarfs), Svartalfheim (land of the dark elves/dwarfs) and Jotunheim (the land of the giants).
Old Norse: Midgardr

Fredji! Quick let us retreat to Midgard.
Midgard by Hieros August 1, 2005
A mentally retarded midget or little person.
Chico: Dude, why is that midget licking his shoe like that?
Sven: Can't you tell, man? That guys a midgtard.
midgtard by gribblet666 February 6, 2010

Your.Average.Midgardian 

A very good Ginger person who runs a MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE fan account on Tik Tok. They are hopelessly in love with Oscar Isaac and will go out of there way to look after there friends.

They are also married to Alex (Honk)
Tallulah - "Have you seen Your.Average.Midgardians' newest Tik Tok?"

Daniel - "Yeah it was shit."
One of the three realms in Mythic Entertainment's Dark Age of Camelot. Midgard is made up of extremely overpowered classes. 3 out of 4 Midgard casters have a 'lifetap' ability, that makes them extremely effective in 1 vs 1 combat. They are often extremely reclusive in nature preferring to stay on their own continent instead of waging a war against the other two realms. A survey recently conducted suggest that 95% of all Midgard has never ventured past the North Sea, preferring instead to stay around the Bledmeer Bridge region. The other 5% has been reported to take advantage of the fact that Midgard has extremely overpowered classes and form very deadly l33t 8 man gank groups. Despite the fact that they're highly overpowered, the majority of people do no play Midgard. The land is very bleak and they have small huts that appear to be made of straw and sticks. Also the races are very ugly, infact the only one that looks cool is the Norseman.
Even though I'd like to play Midgard and whip everyones ass, I can't stand it because of all the ugly ass female trolls.
Midgard by screw hibernia July 2, 2005
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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