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Monopoly for Millennials 

An dumb-ass board game written by old dipshits at Hasbro who don't know shit about millennials
"Hey, do you want to play Monopoly for Millennials?" "No. Nobody wants to do that. Ever. Fuck you."

woke millennials

People who thinks they can reject the system as a whole and live their own life, normally are rebellious and hates the government.
These woke millennials cares about nothing more than themselves
God help these people and the future of humanity

Millenialesia 

A medical phenomenon characterized as a Millenial who is plagued by the inability to remember how to function as a contributing member of society.
Plagued with millenialesia, Chad is unable to figure out how to find a job and continues to live in his parent's basement playing video games all day.

millennials 

We're actually a pretty okay generation to be honest. We are cool headed, easy to talk to, and pretty open minded. Yes, we have our flaws. Sure, we may not be QUITE as outdoorsy as the baby boomers were growing up, but I know for fact that we, along with Gen X, were a hell of a lot LESS ridiculously rebellious than the baby boomers were.

They complain that we're not even as politically engaged as we should be... unless, of course, we unquestioningly agree with all their politics. And yet we get shit for that as well. Too liberal, yet not political enough? Dafuq lol? Not to mention that politics in general is a very trashy, childish field designed for people who couldn't make something productive out of their lives.

That definition by Mr. SnowmanPants is utter bull. We lack common life skills and hardware? Then PLEASE tell me why older generations like Boomers keep bitching about the top engineering and tech companies like Google hiring us in droves and pushing out baby boomers?

And most importantly, why do we constantly need to even be labeled this much in the first place?
Mark Zuckerburg anyone? Millennial, creator and engineer of Facebook, one of the greatest communication networks of today? And contrary to popular beliefs, no we do not just live in our parents house forever. We just stay there until we're financially independent, which is hard to be in this economy (thanks Baby Boomers).

No, millennials are not perfect. But we certainly don't deserve the ten kinds of shit that Baby Boomers LOVE to talk about us without even stopping to take a very good critical look at themselves. It's kind of amazing how jackassed they can be when you think about it :)

millennials 

New managers
Millennials know everything and think they are the boss after being on the job for a few months
millennials by Faceeater33 April 15, 2019

The Good Millennials 

A good millennial measures multiple times and cuts once. Thinks, then acts.
"Jamal is not like those other kids, he's probably one of the good millennials"
"Sanju doesn't talk about Instagram all day, he must be one of the good millennials"