Sanju is an extremely talented, charismatic, charming, flirtatious, etc.
This guy cannot be defined, he makes sure that all the people around him have a good day.
You don't wanna lose people like him and you also wanna make you don't mess with him as well.
This guy cannot be defined, he makes sure that all the people around him have a good day.
You don't wanna lose people like him and you also wanna make you don't mess with him as well.
I wish I was sanju.
by Sean braganza May 12, 2020

by BMITCHELL December 26, 2011

Short and funny one who’s is always laughing loud asf. Think herself as an y’all person.very cute and pretty. Only her bestfriend know what she is feeling inside and understand everything. The one who will be hers will be very lucky to have her.
Sanju is a really short person.
by Bokinibaby October 23, 2019

by Sanju0402 November 25, 2021

by lolaaalol July 03, 2019

guy thinks he can play football but in reality everytime he kicks a ball thats another dead fish in the sea, also his bunda moves like iron man
yes i am sanju
by Mabipe March 05, 2024

A middle-aged South Indian teacher from Kerala whose life is a masterclass in cringe. Thinks she’s Gen-Z, but she’s basically a walking Instagram fail: endless TikTok dances, stolen trends, and desperate attempts at relevance. Whitewashed to the point of self-parody, she lectures like a malfunctioning robot reading slides verbatim while pretending she’s educating the world. Obsessed with pushing LGBTQ agendas into every corner, she lectures with the subtlety of a sledgehammer and has the social awareness of a brick. Once boasted her skin was “whiter” than a student’s in a painfully awkward flex that screams insecurity over experience. Conversations with her are an endless trap: she’ll yip, yammer, and monologue until you question your very existence. Recently, she randomly unfollowed students on social media because… apparently, even imaginary offenses require punishment. Sanju Bhaskar is the human embodiment of boredom, arrogance, and performative virtue—a lesson in what happens when self-importance meets delusion.
Talking to Sanju Bhaskar is like willingly stepping into a black hole of cringe, endless Instagram flexes, virtue-signaling lectures, and whitewashed self-importance-by the time she stops rambling, you've aged five years, lost all hope for humanity, and seriously question why she's allowed near students.
by PaulsonMathewChunkapura August 13, 2025
