Millennialism 

A succinct lack of the ability on any person's part to accept responsibility for, find value in or work with any person, place, thing, thought, feeling or circumstance that is not handed to them in an exacting manner to meet their, and only their, specific whim - fancy and/or idiocracy.

All the protesters in the streets losing minds because their candidate lost a fair and lawful election were suffering from their own self imposed millennialism.

Millennialism by axeman0115 November 17, 2016

#hashtag millennialing

When someone sees a Millennial doing something typically clueless or unthought out, narcissistically expecting others to acquiesce to what they are doing instead of trying to respect that there are other people pursuing their interests as well. For instance walking through an intersection against a traffic light while simultaneously holding a text conversation they are engrossed in. One could call it "#hashtag millennialing" This can include any oblivious actitivies. Yes it is a double hashtag... This is due to the millennial tendancy to hashtag everything WAY too much. Over hashtaging is another example for using "#hashtag millennialing"

Hailey just came down and told us to keep quiet because she has to work in the morning. It's 930pm... That bitch holds a regular Thursday night house party upstairs that goes till 330am... She's #hashtag millennialing.

Ethan put like 57 hashtags on this Instagram post of his breakfast... What does his half eaten omelette have to do with #Manbuns? Seriously... #hashtag millennialing!

#hashtag millennialing by Seafest42 April 8, 2017

Monopoly for Millennials 

An dumb-ass board game written by old dipshits at Hasbro who don't know shit about millennials

"Hey, do you want to play Monopoly for Millennials?" "No. Nobody wants to do that. Ever. Fuck you."

Monopoly for Millennials by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

millennihilism

A term for the gallows humor that millennials (or “gen Zers”) indulge in to cope with the situations of our overheating planet, dim political future, crushing economy, and the ever present avaccado toast problem.

Person 1: hahaha LOL I wanna die!

Person 2: jump out the window!

Person 1: But I want options....
Person 2: There’s bleach in the sink and a rope in the closet!

Persons 1&2, together: Millennihilism!

millennihilism by YEETYOOT_TØP_HP_HoO&PJO June 7, 2019

woke millennials

People who thinks they can reject the system as a whole and live their own life, normally are rebellious and hates the government.

These woke millennials cares about nothing more than themselves
God help these people and the future of humanity

woke millennials by CuriousWanderer May 2, 2019

millennials 

We're actually a pretty okay generation to be honest. We are cool headed, easy to talk to, and pretty open minded. Yes, we have our flaws. Sure, we may not be QUITE as outdoorsy as the baby boomers were growing up, but I know for fact that we, along with Gen X, were a hell of a lot LESS ridiculously rebellious than the baby boomers were.

They complain that we're not even as politically engaged as we should be... unless, of course, we unquestioningly agree with all their politics. And yet we get shit for that as well. Too liberal, yet not political enough? Dafuq lol? Not to mention that politics in general is a very trashy, childish field designed for people who couldn't make something productive out of their lives.

That definition by Mr. SnowmanPants is utter bull. We lack common life skills and hardware? Then PLEASE tell me why older generations like Boomers keep bitching about the top engineering and tech companies like Google hiring us in droves and pushing out baby boomers?

And most importantly, why do we constantly need to even be labeled this much in the first place?

Mark Zuckerburg anyone? Millennial, creator and engineer of Facebook, one of the greatest communication networks of today? And contrary to popular beliefs, no we do not just live in our parents house forever. We just stay there until we're financially independent, which is hard to be in this economy (thanks Baby Boomers).

No, millennials are not perfect. But we certainly don't deserve the ten kinds of shit that Baby Boomers LOVE to talk about us without even stopping to take a very good critical look at themselves. It's kind of amazing how jackassed they can be when you think about it :)

millennials by SomewhatOfALibertarian September 1, 2016

millennials 

New managers

Millennials know everything and think they are the boss after being on the job for a few months

millennials by Faceeater33 April 15, 2019