The Millennial Stranger 

When you get black out drunk and sext yourself on a strangers phone, forget that it happened, and justify your crudeness to the stranger with the explicit response(s) "they" sent back to you.

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My buddy woke up from from a heavy drinking night to find that a very receptive girl had been sexting him. He tried to follow up, but it turns out he just pulled The Millennial Stranger.

The Millennial Stranger by ¡CrAnKyJoE! June 19, 2019

Millennial Speedball

Dabs and espresso in the morning.

Millennials turned the boomer Hippy Speedball up to 11.

Charlie: I'm tired and hungover, how are you still alive after last night?
Alex: Two words: Millennial Speedball

Millennial Speedball by The Real Master Blaster September 13, 2020

Millennial scumbag 

Completely useless and disrespectful people born between 1981 and 1996. You know who you are.

All I wanted was the millennial scumbag to get off of his ass today and do anything useful but noooo.

Millennial scumbag by Billybones1968 August 27, 2016

Millennial Scary 

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When a Millennial finds something to be extremely scary but which any other Generation would find only to be tame by comparison.

Only Millennial's would find it Scary.

I watched "Hereditary" with my 22yr old Nephew. His friend claimed it was the scariest movie of all time.
As a GenX'er I didn't find it at all scary! This is what I now call "Millennial Scary".

"You think that's scary? That's just fuckin' Millennial Scary! Try watching the original 1974 Texas Chainsaw Massacre in a dingy Dusk till Dawn Grindhouse theater while Drunken Bikers throw empty beer bottles over your head! and sicko perverts in the row behind you jerkoff to the screen gore...now that's what I call fuckin' SCARY"

Millennial Scary by Dr.Cyclopz September 13, 2018

millennial spliff 

Millennial Spliff (n.) - the metaphoric implement described to be in use when one simultaneously smokes an e-cigarette along with marijuana.

"Bro, you're puffing really hard on that e-cig and hitting that bowl."
"I know it's a Millennial Spliff!"

millennial spliff by gucciforfree January 31, 2014

Millennial Scrabble 

Whereas the Millenial generation seems to create and use words in the English language any way they see fit, Millenial Scrabble is a game where any combination of letters scores points. (Millennial might know the game Scrabble as "Words with Friends").

I told my younger cousin that irregardless wasn't a word, and she showed me it was added to the dictionary. She's a Millennial Scrabble champion. Get off of my lawn.

Millennial Scrabble by DrScoRas November 18, 2014

millennial suite 

Additional living space over a garage or in the basement consisting of its own entrance, bedroom, bathroom and living space. Common space, such as laundry rooms and kitchen, are usually allowed. The living space is generally anywhere from 300 to 700 square feet and is occupied by a person or family member born in the 1980s or 1990s.

Renting out my millennial suite sure helps pay for my mortgage and taxes.

millennial suite by devipergts February 14, 2017