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milkdick 

When a penis is attached to an automatic milking device used on cows. This may seem like a pleasurable experience, however, it is very painful. Abbreviated as M.D.
Tim Hurley, M.D., has wicked milkdick from when he went to the farm the other day.
milkdick by The room mate June 9, 2011
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Young man, you're being called a milk dick because you claim to hate gays , but you're kissing another boy on the lips.
Milk Dick by Mr. Moose the 1st July 26, 2016

milk-dick 

A small poodle used for ass wiping.
Magen Poster is a milk-dick.
milk-dick by Nathanial Beddington February 25, 2010

miledick 

A penis that is 1 mile long.
Jimmy has a miledick
miledick by BabbleBoy February 11, 2023

Kitchen Milk Dick 

(KMD) - The penises natural state. A flaccid phallus with no expectation of being seen or interacted with.
I just saw Draven get out of the shower and he was rocking a total kitchen milk dick.
Kitchen Milk Dick by Jack2748 March 22, 2025