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milkdick 

When a penis is attached to an automatic milking device used on cows. This may seem like a pleasurable experience, however, it is very painful. Abbreviated as M.D.
Tim Hurley, M.D., has wicked milkdick from when he went to the farm the other day.
milkdick by The room mate June 9, 2011
Young man, you're being called a milk dick because you claim to hate gays , but you're kissing another boy on the lips.
Milk Dick by Mr. Moose the 1st July 26, 2016

milk-dick 

A small poodle used for ass wiping.
milk-dick by Nathanial Beddington February 25, 2010

miledick 

A penis that is 1 mile long.
Jimmy has a miledick
miledick by BabbleBoy February 11, 2023

Kitchen Milk Dick 

(KMD) - The penises natural state. A flaccid phallus with no expectation of being seen or interacted with.
I just saw Draven get out of the shower and he was rocking a total kitchen milk dick.
Kitchen Milk Dick by Jack2748 March 22, 2025
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
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