milk stamp 

Giving someone a 'mushroom stamp' with a penis that recently released semen, and still has residue on the head. Aka a cummy mushroom stamp.

Brian gave Andrea a milk stamp on her cheek, leaving a dick shaped mark and man juice around it.

milk stamp by Benny Ben Ben January 20, 2009

milkstamp 

When a woman hits someone with her tits. It is roughly the female equivalent to a mushroom stamp. The root word 'milk' comes from the female mammary glands (i.e. breasts) ability to produce milk.

"She knocked my glasses off my face with her tits when she gave me that milkstamp"

"She has huge tits, so she gives great milkstamps"

"Will you tell your mom to stop milkstamping the neighbors with that giant rack of hers?

milkstamp by Jdex August 8, 2010

spilled milkstamp 

When a woman milkstamps someone by accident. That is, a milkstamp without the conscious intent of the woman giving the milkstamp.

If the milkstampee puts themselves into a situation where they are likely to receive a milkstamp and the milkstamper in question was not trying to give a milkstamp, it is still considered a spilled milkstamp. Even if the milkstamper enjoys the spilled milkstamp afterwords.

"She gave me a sloppy 1/2 and 1/2 spilled milkstamp."

spilled milkstamp by Jdex August 8, 2010

milkstampede 

A deluge of milkstamps, of any type, on one or more milkstampees by multiple women. This includes women milkstamping other milkstampers. Amen.

Very well, death it is, by milkstampede!

milkstampede by Jdex August 8, 2010

powdered milkstamp 

A milkstamp from a significantly older woman. 'Older' usually meaning post menopausal.

Your grandma gave me a whole powdered milkstamp this morning.

powdered milkstamp by Jdex August 8, 2010

milkstamper

One who gives milkstamps, with or without conscious intent.

The milkstamper fled the scene after milkstamping the victim unconscious.

milkstamper by Jdex August 8, 2010

sloppy milkstamp 

When a woman milkstamps someone by slowly dragging her tits across them rather than striking with her tits.

That waitress gave me a sloppy milkstamp so slow it took 5 minutes for her to drag her tits across my face.

sloppy milkstamp by Jdex August 8, 2010