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windmills 

Any true spinner rim, when in motion resembles a windmill.
"I just copped me a set of 24 inch windmills for the Lac"
windmills by sbcadillac November 22, 2005

Tilting at Windmills 

an English idiom which means attacking imaginary enemies, or fighting unwinnable or futile battles.
Father and daughter arguing over getting married.

Dad - "I won't allow it, do you get me?"

Daughter - "You're tilting at windmills, Phil."
Tilting at Windmills by freund April 13, 2010

throwing windmills 

swinging your arms like windmills whilst in a fight with someone.
George: how did that fight go ?
Barry: well Dave won due to him throwing windmills

windmill headbanging 

To headbang in a circular motion.

When someone's listening to hard rock/heavy metal reaches to an epic level, normal headbanging can't coupe with the sheer power of it. That's when windmilling comes to play.

Goes great if the person has long hair and a brain as strong an Air Force pilot's ('cause it'll gives you some fucking powerful headaches if you're not careful).
Windmill headbanging, harder to do but much more fun to watch than normal headbanging.

"Fuck, man! Listening to Amon Amarth, Morbid Angel and Cannibal Corpse is giving me the urge to windmill my head off!"
windmill headbanging by RROMM August 28, 2007

Windmill Dick Slap

When you propel your man meat in a circular motion mimicking that of a helicopter or a windmill. When inertia has reached its apex one may exert their cosmic dong clock onto un-expecting objects and/or bystanders. Perfected by Willy Nelson in the late 1980's, this of course inspiring his hit single "whip that sausage right round."
Slappee: Why does my head hurt?

Slapper: Well my good sir, due to the omega Windmill Dick Slap I had bestowed onto your forehead, you had slipped into a coma for 27 years 36 days only to be awoken by yet another Windmill Dick Slap to your forehead. And that my friend is why your head hurts.

Windmill of Friendship 

An ironic name for the swastika, primarily used in shit posting.
卐 This is the windmill of friendship 卐 Repost if you also love your friends