milfonian 

The Smithsonian Institution was founded for the "increase and diffusion of knowledge" from a bequest to the United States by the British scientist James Smithson (1764–1829).
Milfonian comes paraphrasing the name of this noble institution. However, the Milfonian’s are not a beacon of knowledge among men, rather than a bunch of guys that worship MILF’s and are delighted having intercourses with them.

Bob: “I cannot get Bruce’s mom out of my head”
Joe: “Bob, you are such a Milfonian”

milfonian by themilfonian November 1, 2011

Milonianism 

A religion that can find it's origins in Kimball High School in Northern California. It is the belief that the universe was created by the flying turtles of Nazareth, and that everything is Philip.

An excerpt from the gospel of the milo, a holy book of milonianism:

I am a turtle.
Anyone that tries to say otherwise can go listen to ducks.
I believe that the flying turtles of Nazareth are the creators of the universe.
Philip is everything, and everything is Philip.
Bob is the son of Philip.
Cheesecake is our holy food.
The llama is sacred.
Shrek is love.
Shrek is life.
Get outa my swamp!

Milonianism by The apostle December 9, 2013

Milfbian

a hot mother that was straight but became a lesbian

mother lesbian

a mother id like to fuck but she became a hot lesbian in the meanwhile...so she became a MILFBIAN

Dude that milf is a lesbian...nah dude shes a milfbian.
milf

Milfbian by bigWristshake September 4, 2010

mofonian 

A race of motherfuckerz

damn mofonians!!!!
(this is all i can think of)
(>_<)

mofonian by joe eastwood August 16, 2010

Milfomaniac

A young man that prefers to have sex with MILFs (who are usually older) over young women his own age.

"Man, look at that milf over there! I'd hit that in a second", said Brian.
"Dude, you always say shit like that, what are you, a milfomaniac?", replied Steve.

Milfomaniac by kern99 May 30, 2009

melkonian 

a good person who loves cox

oh hey melkonian!

melkonian by 1984 boy November 24, 2021

Melonian 

A person with a particularly round head. Usually very big and circular. Named after its resemblance to the melon. Nicknamed a Melon Head.

Yeah, that Melonian has such a round. She probably came from a family of Melon Heads.

Melonian by AznPersuazn September 9, 2010