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Maltonian 

1.A person who resides in Malton, a ghetto neighbourhood in Missiauga. Maltonians are of many races but mainly, black, white, and indian. They are usually, uneducated, come from low income broken homes, do drugs, and are unemployed or have shitty minimum wage paying jobs. They have a twisted sense of morality and do not conform to social norms. Most of them think they are gangsters, but really, they are soft. 2.Maltonians are also people who do not reside is the area, but think it's cool to chill there, are there all the time and adpot the Malton lifestyle.
"Lauren had sex with Matt, Adam, and Jamal, can you believe that?"

"Yeah man she's a Maltonian thats what they do."

"Shane maybe from North York, but his crew is from Malton which makes him a Maltonian."

Maltonian by MissMajestic March 18, 2009
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mamronian 

Excellence personified.
The Patriots Super Bowl was nothing short of mamronian.
mamronian by Bartalot April 11, 2019

Milonianism 

A religion that can find it's origins in Kimball High School in Northern California. It is the belief that the universe was created by the flying turtles of Nazareth, and that everything is Philip.
An excerpt from the gospel of the milo, a holy book of milonianism:

I am a turtle.
Anyone that tries to say otherwise can go listen to ducks.
I believe that the flying turtles of Nazareth are the creators of the universe.
Philip is everything, and everything is Philip.
Bob is the son of Philip.
Cheesecake is our holy food.
The llama is sacred.
Shrek is love.
Shrek is life.
Get outa my swamp!
Milonianism by The apostle December 9, 2013

Martanian Bearcrawl 

A strict exercise activity designed only for the most serious of athletes. This physical activity is where the subject gets on their hands and feet and arches their back as high as they can. Once their back is arched they move in a powerful thrusting motion forward with their head up. The subjects legs and arms resemble that of a bear crawling but are more extreme angles and are moving very fast.
Once you master the Martanian Bearcrawl, there is no physical activity that you cannot accomplish.

Martiniano 

The most perfect person in the world. If you disagree, you are wrong.
Martiniano don't worry, just be happy.

malonions 

A tender european who smells of onions.
What's that smell?

I think its malonions.
malonions by Noelle March 31, 2005

Mandonians 

A collective group of 6 or more mannys in a particular area .
Boy: "Hello what is your name ?"
Manny1: "Manny"
Boy: "are you all called manny?"

Manny2:" yes we are referred to as the mandonians ."
Mandonians by Hollow_Milk August 26, 2017