milfnation 

The collective term used to define a group of milfs.

"This place is crawling with milfnation."

milfnation by j lucky February 2, 2008

MILFaction 

Noun referring to furtive sexual activity with a mature woman, especially one that has children.

Yeah, Snorgtee girls are hot ! But I'll settle for some MILFaction any day.

MILFaction by Juan del Taco August 16, 2011

milfunction

A place where hot moms gather

Caleb: You trynna hit up this target with me?
Jonny: Hell yeah! That place is a milfunction

milfunction by Pen10 July 4, 2021

milfelation

Noun. The surprising and previously unknown discovery that one experiences when it becomes clear that older women are in fact fitter and more desirable than younger women.

Patient: "I don't know what to do, doctor. I'm married to a wonderful woman, I've got a great sex life, but every time I see 45 year old Brenda at the office, I get chest pains and need to go to the toilet."

Doctor: "Oh, that's nothing too serious, normal for a chap in his twenties like you. You've obviously had a recent milfelation. Here's a prescription for '40 and Over 40', drop it in at the Fags 'n' Mags shop and you'll be back to normal before you can say ‘Women's Weekly.’"

milfelation by Wizards Sleeve May 20, 2005

milfunction

mil·func·tion

Pronunciation: \ˌmil-ˈfəŋ(k)-shən\

noun

:an imperfect milf: a milf gone wrong : a failed mom

She's been rode hard and put up wet. Thats not a milf, that's a milfunction!

milfunction by Efffed October 18, 2008

milfication

becoming a milf
lol milf.

britney spears was MILLIFIED!! actually, her milfication was not complete due to her absolutely shitty parenting skillz.

milfication by SPICY ROOSTER October 23, 2006

milfunction

when trying to hookup with a milf, something that goes completely wrong ruining the situation, or any chances of hooking up with the milf

oh hey mrs.smith, hows it going
hello charlie, i see you got a little something going on down there
oh shit milfunction.

milfunction by xcstaoriptshetot January 15, 2009