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milfelation

Noun. The surprising and previously unknown discovery that one experiences when it becomes clear that older women are in fact fitter and more desirable than younger women.
Patient: "I don't know what to do, doctor. I'm married to a wonderful woman, I've got a great sex life, but every time I see 45 year old Brenda at the office, I get chest pains and need to go to the toilet."

Doctor: "Oh, that's nothing too serious, normal for a chap in his twenties like you. You've obviously had a recent milfelation. Here's a prescription for '40 and Over 40', drop it in at the Fags 'n' Mags shop and you'll be back to normal before you can say ‘Women's Weekly.’"
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Misrelationship 

When one starts dating one of the opposite sex, and finds out that her friends are much, much hotter, and suddenly wants to be with the friends.
Dude, me and Rachel totally aren't going to work, her friends are so much hotter and way more slutty than her, and now I'm in the misrelationship and it sucks.
Misrelationship by Tyler Jed August 19, 2008

milfnation 

The collective term used to define a group of milfs.
"This place is crawling with milfnation."
milfnation by j lucky February 2, 2008

milfication

britney spears was MILLIFIED!! actually, her milfication was not complete due to her absolutely shitty parenting skillz.
milfication by SPICY ROOSTER October 23, 2006

Milfestation 

Milfestation means manifesting becoming a "milf" in the future (Milf: Mother I'd Like to Fuck, or an attractive older woman). From the word Manifesting or "to manifest". A young person could Milfest that they will be an attractive mom.
Popularised by the account @fijiwater on Instagram, who is using the technique of Milfestation
My bestie is so pretty I'm milfesting for her.
Man I'm so hot, this will be my number one Milfestation.
Milfestation by Cl3mentinia April 21, 2021

midgelation 

in statistics if one wanted to know what the general midget population of a city, state, or country was; it would be known as the “midgelation” of the area.
STEEZY - “what’s the general midgelation of Wyoming?”