Noun. The surprising and previously unknown discovery that one experiences when it becomes clear that older women are in fact fitter and more desirable than younger women.
Patient: "I don't know what to do, doctor. I'm married to a wonderful woman, I've got a great sex life, but every time I see 45 year old Brenda at the office, I get chest pains and need to go to the toilet."
Doctor: "Oh, that's nothing too serious, normal for a chap in his twenties like you. You've obviously had a recent milfelation. Here's a prescription for '40 and Over 40', drop it in at the Fags 'n' Mags shop and you'll be back to normal before you can say ‘Women's Weekly.’"
Doctor: "Oh, that's nothing too serious, normal for a chap in his twenties like you. You've obviously had a recent milfelation. Here's a prescription for '40 and Over 40', drop it in at the Fags 'n' Mags shop and you'll be back to normal before you can say ‘Women's Weekly.’"
by Wizards Sleeve May 20, 2005
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Dude, me and Rachel totally aren't going to work, her friends are so much hotter and way more slutty than her, and now I'm in the misrelationship and it sucks.
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"This place is crawling with milfnation."
by j lucky February 2, 2008
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by SPICY ROOSTER October 23, 2006
Get the milfication mug.Milfestation means manifesting becoming a "milf" in the future (Milf: Mother I'd Like to Fuck, or an attractive older woman). From the word Manifesting or "to manifest". A young person could Milfest that they will be an attractive mom.
Popularised by the account @fijiwater on Instagram, who is using the technique of Milfestation
Popularised by the account @fijiwater on Instagram, who is using the technique of Milfestation
My bestie is so pretty I'm milfesting for her.
Man I'm so hot, this will be my number one Milfestation.
Man I'm so hot, this will be my number one Milfestation.
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