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the daughter of a milf
sally is a milfet, her mom is so totally bangin'.
milfet by cpt roller May 23, 2004
Words you can keep
The hot AF mom that lives in the Smurf Village.

Can be used as a pick up line on a Milf.
You are a sexy , gorgeous milf. If you where a smurf you'd be milfet.
Milfet by quinchy July 6, 2017
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MILFITAAFIHM 

Mother I'd Like to Fuck In the Ass And Finish In Her Mouth
Horny Teenager: Dude, look at that MILFITAAFIHM!
MILFITAAFIHM by Frabianc May 15, 2011

Milettante

A wealthy, privileged person superficially engaged with revolutionary politics
David Gilmour's stepson is wandering the streets of London, swinging off the Union Jacks on the Cenotaph and waving a REVOLUTION flag. Honestly, what a fucking milettante.
Milettante by lukekelly December 20, 2010
mileta is an amazing person with an incredible personality. she’s the best friend u could ever ask for and will always make u extremely happy. she has sad ships and is probably always crying over them but she still has taste. she’s a bully sometimes but she’s super talented and sweet and is one of the best person you’ll ever meet. she's also really pretty. she’s terrible at dealing with her emotions and is super confusing sometimes but she makes up for it. she’s just really amazing
mileta by malecslahey July 15, 2021
(v) To use a stand-up comedian's joke in casual conversation without acknowledging the originator.

Differs from a joke steal in that the stolen joke is not being performed in someone's performance or act, but is being used in conversation to make the joke thief appear funny or witty.
The new guy at work was telling a story, and I heard him milette Brian Regan.

I saw Jerry Seinfeld last night and miletted one of his stories today to impress my new friends.
milette by kevin_c March 6, 2009

milftastic 

adjective, derived from the term MILF from the movie American Pie. A MILF is a Mother I'd Like to Fuck; MILFtastic is a term to describe such a woman who is usually old enough to have a teenaged kid but hot enough that most guys don't care and would love bang her hard all night long doggie-style.
Man, look at the cans on that MILF! They're huge. I'd love to tittie-fuck her. And that ass if fine, she's all-round MILFtastic!
milftastic by saskotis March 14, 2006
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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