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brazilian portuguese ofensive slang for a coward or a shallow male person. For female is mijona.
Seu namorado somente fala sobre futebol e mulheres! Es un mijon!!!
Your boyfriend only talk about soccer and women! He is a big shallow!!
mijon by matbontir December 22, 2016
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Mijo_Games2017 

A 14 year old who makes mapping, some dog videos, and other shit. He is also sometimes unfunny. A example of this is "WITH THE BIG-". He has 21 channels like Mijo_GamesMusic and Puppies Adventures. He is also a "good user" and is friends with a "bad user" called Random_Girl.
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Guy: hi
Mijo_Games2017: Oi
Guy: *sends the unfunniest meme ever*
Mijo_Games2017: Kmfao
(this statement was only said in satire)
Mijo_Games2017 by LuaGunsX November 26, 2022
Related Words
mijon • mijonae • mijonia • mijo • mojon • miron • mijntje • milon • miloni • Miona

Mikon Moment 

When a christian gamer comes out as gay and gets his computer access revoked.
That time Michael got his computer taken away was such a Mikon Moment.
Mikon Moment by SwaggerServer April 15, 2020

Milonianism 

A religion that can find it's origins in Kimball High School in Northern California. It is the belief that the universe was created by the flying turtles of Nazareth, and that everything is Philip.
An excerpt from the gospel of the milo, a holy book of milonianism:

I am a turtle.
Anyone that tries to say otherwise can go listen to ducks.
I believe that the flying turtles of Nazareth are the creators of the universe.
Philip is everything, and everything is Philip.
Bob is the son of Philip.
Cheesecake is our holy food.
The llama is sacred.
Shrek is love.
Shrek is life.
Get outa my swamp!
Milonianism by The apostle December 9, 2013
a hispanic word used in Hispanic culture to call a male loved one, generally someone younger than you, a son, a lil homie, a lil bro, a child, a loved one whom u care about. It's mostly used in a lot in Latino families, usually by a father, an older brother, an uncle, a cousin, an auntie, a grandmother, you name it. Mijo is among the chilliest Latino words to be called, the word itself carries a lot of love and affection towards those called by it. You know someone loves you when they call you mijo .. ;) It isn't heard of when there's heat, hate, or anger towards family members, the word carries too much love.
Mijo, I love you with all my heart!

-( mijo ) I love you too, tia
Mijo by exploding air plane 6969 September 4, 2017
She is a funny, smart, kind, she is the nicest person that you will ever meet. EVER! She will always care for any one no matter what. She is kind and loves everyone. She is so giggly and amazing. SHE IS A GREAT FRIEND!! You will never meet anyone better than her.
Mionna is just so nice to everyone!
mionna by Bahahahahahah November 12, 2017
an independent strong female; one who knows their priorities in life; paragon
Yea! She should be more like Miloni!
miloni by uri4neva December 15, 2010
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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