"I'm considered misabled, I'm even on the misability pension."
"Why?"
"I can smell with my toes."
"Couldn't that be useful?"
"Walk a mile in these shoes and then you tell me."

misabled by BazzaTBumbler October 20, 2021

marbled

To spew or vomit a small amount on yourself out of nowhere while sitting peacefully.

I was riding in the car to get some coffee when I marbled some of my previous evening's libations on my lower lip and shirt.

marbled by Danimal3 April 15, 2013

Marbled Up

When something sounds very unclear/unrecognizable to the ear. Something about whatever you are hearing just isn't quite right!

DD: I wouldn't recommend listening to your drums and your ipod through the same speaker, you should split them up into different channels, if not, it will sound real "Marbled Up"!

Longo:Those chicks want us to pick them up tonight but they live 50 minutes away:
GD: F,, that, that plan sounds "Marbled Up"!

Marbled Up by drummerg2 April 11, 2009

marbledresser

The verb is to fuck someone on a marble dresser with handcuffs : definition founded by Pressure by TPWLarry on Wattpad

Louis wants to marbledresser Harry

marbledresser by TPWLarry March 13, 2021

misabled

The quality of not having the appropriate skills for the task at hand. Alternatively used to describe someone who only possesses the wrong skills.

If you were just a little more inept you would be misabled.

misabled by Denjell February 13, 2020

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026