midql 

An under-aged but extremely attractive child, who's aware of their looks, and baits adults into pedophilia scandals into getting what they want.

Cop: Looks like our target got caught in a 'midql' scandal. Kid got the guy to send him thousands of dollars.

midql by Fraggleshit McGhee August 14, 2025

malcom bridge middle school 

A place full of rich kids who only care about daddy’s money and dumbass rednecks who can’t spell the word dog.

Jimbob: Heard you go to malcom bridge middle school

Jimmy: Yep I do

Jimbob: Feels bad

malcom bridge middle school by 6969797696696 February 9, 2020

Malcom bridge middle school 

This school is ok but the teachers and students are ass! This is a place full of fuck boys and girls

Tom: do you go to Malcom bridge middle school?!
Sarah: yeah it’s a terrible place filled with hoes

Malcom bridge middle school by Hoemama’s November 3, 2019

silver haired middle aged white man 

A coach, team owner, athletic director or public official who publicly excuses , colludes or conceals the illegal activities of an athlete/s for financial or professional gain to the detriment of wider society.

They can usually be found in newspaper and TV puff pieces defending the athlete with proclamations of "He did a bad thing and he regrets it , but he's good now."

Person 1 : "Did you see the news? The running back of (Insert sports team) just got arrested for breaking some guys face because he cut him up in traffic.
Person 2: Ahhh shit there goes our season he is going to have to go to jail.
Person 1: Nah his silver haired middle aged white man will be on the phone to the sheriffs office getting that shit squashed.

silver haired middle aged white man by ?fruit March 31, 2017

Grayslake Middle School 

A concentration camp located in Grayslake, Illinois. They feed you rations of boxed pizzas and milk. A school where basic white girls roam the hallways in their Ivory Ella shirts and dirty "white" converse. Where teachers work you for free and force you to do things. Where kids get suspended for calling people roaches and mocking other students.

Fucking basics walking around with ivory ella shirts, black leggings, white converse, and low ponytails everyday at Grayslake Middle School.

Grayslake Middle School by bitch you thought March 20, 2017

donuts with jam in the middle 

it's supposed to be cream but jam sounded better and it's basically cumming in the anus

"I like my donuts with jam in the middle," says Jaemin passionately.

donuts with jam in the middle by cloudyz October 13, 2020

middle school 

The fifth circle of hell. A grotesque wasteland where underqualified teachers and posers alike turn defenseless 12 year olds into vapid shells of their former selves--after about 3 years of this methodical torture these poor souls are to be shipped off to the ninth circle of hell, otherwise known as high school.

Dante: "And now we see the fifth circle of hell: note the messy black hair and Monster energy drinks."

seriously, middle school sucked

middle school by buffalo billy bobb July 7, 2009