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An Italian midget

That midgetini makes great pizza's.

midgetini by Tzifouyed March 26, 2018

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Midgetness

Derived from the word "Midget", which means a short person.
The qualities of being a midget is called "midgetness".

Guy 1: Dude, did you see the new kid? He's super short!
Guy 2: I know! He's full of midgetness

Midgetness by NinjaMunky August 25, 2011

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Midgetized

When your Dick gets as small as you've ever seen it get. usually after getting out of cold water.

Dude, after that lap around the pool i think i'm midgetized

Midgetized by wrvssuckssoadlover November 29, 2009

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Midginity

The state of being a 'Midgin'. This is what you lose when you first have sexual intercourse with a midget.

You won't believe this but Jeff has lost his Midginity!

Midginity by TrickyB September 25, 2010

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Midgeting

To be a short person in action.

Frankie was midgeting about behind the drum set.

Midgeting by Small White Blast October 10, 2009

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Midgetist

A person who makes fun of or bully midgets for there own pleasure.

Did you see that midgetist getting himself off, while poking that midget in the face?

Midgetist by sublimemind June 4, 2012

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midgetity

a) The state or quality of being a midget.
b) Displaying midget-like characteristics, either physical or mental.

Joe, I am rather perturbed by your midgetity.

The 4 foot tall person is clearly showing signs of midgetity today.

midgetity by -3 Vermin, 1 Prick, and some southern chick January 19, 2008

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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