midgetitis 

A midget that has a sexually transmitted disease from fucking people with herpititus.

Frank: “I’d like to put my wang in that midget.”
Marcus: “I wouldn’t touch that thing with a 10 foot pole. She got the midgetitis.”
Frank: “eww she got that stank puss.”

midgetitis by Anal crisp December 26, 2017

midgetfista 

Someone who takes enjoyment in the fisting of midgets.

"There is colin, he's a midgetfista"

midgetfista by Manx November 13, 2003

migititis 

a condition where a person is under 4foot five and is known to have an inflammation of the small condition/ usuallya person who is socially awkward and has very few interactions with the opposite sex is said to suffer from migititis

unbelievably small individual - migititis

migititis by gotta bounce, enjoy the club March 23, 2011

Mingeitis 

Inflammation of the minge, commonly attributable to a rather rough rodgering or a vagina related condition, see vagungus

Man my mingeitis is playing up at the moment, do you think i've got vagungus?

Mingeitis by Creepy Owen May 16, 2008

midgetits 

Small boobs, tits of midget proportions.

Dave: Dude, Jessica has a nice ass!
Jason: Id tap that!
Dave: She does have midgetits though...
Jason: Oh, that is a turnoff.

midgetits by Alsexy June 1, 2009

midgetity 

a) The state or quality of being a midget.
b) Displaying midget-like characteristics, either physical or mental.

Joe, I am rather perturbed by your midgetity.

The 4 foot tall person is clearly showing signs of midgetity today.

midgetity by -3 Vermin, 1 Prick, and some southern chick January 19, 2008

mingetits 

a general exclamation apt for a variety of situations. e.g

1) when one is being aroused.
2) ammusment.
3) shock.
4) noun to be compared with when in a state of boredem(ironic as tits with minges on them is quite exciting and very very rare).
5)currency
6) endearment
7) insult

1) holy fuckin' mingetits my dicks got bigger.
2) holy mingetits this rollercoaster is gully.
3) holy fuckin' mingetits
4) I'm as bored as a mingetit.
5) that'll be 5 mingetits please.
6) mum my old mingetit!
7) you mingetit you dropped the house.

mingetits by kokokokokoko! January 10, 2008