The website that you are redirected to when the CIA accidentally turns you into a midget after you were captured by them for trying to view DwarvenDictionary.com without being a dwarf. It is also just a dictionary for regular midgets. Though if you view MidgetDictionary.com without being a midget, the CIA doesn’t care.

MidgetDictionary.com is for all to enjoy.

MidgetDictionary.com by a handicap. September 8, 2022

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midgetdizzle

a nickname that is given to a short girl by a guy mainly or is given to herself meaning a wicked sweet hot short girl

a guy talks to a girl who is shorter then him and he has feelings for here "midgetdizzle wats up?"

midgetdizzle by littleman606 November 10, 2006

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Midgetdiot

A person who gets on Jayne's nerves.

Word created while Jayne and Spaz were doing something and Jayne morphed the two words "midget" and "idiot" together.

"Someone and Eiko and Loki and Silent and such are midgetdiots."

"That midgetdiot tried to wear alexander! So then, I stole him back and stapled her to the wall and used Chinese WATER torture."

Midgetdiot by Jayne the Annoyer January 7, 2004

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midgetitis

A midget that has a sexually transmitted disease from fucking people with herpititus.

Frank: “I’d like to put my wang in that midget.”
Marcus: “I wouldn’t touch that thing with a 10 foot pole. She got the midgetitis.”
Frank: “eww she got that stank puss.”

midgetitis by Anal crisp December 26, 2017

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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