Midgetidis

The syndrome of being super short and having a crap ton of y’all friends that calm you a midget

Zackery has Midgetidis and is made fun of for it.

by Litman2014 October 4, 2022

midgetfista

Someone who takes enjoyment in the fisting of midgets.

"There is colin, he's a midgetfista"

by Manx November 13, 2003

midgetits

Small boobs, tits of midget proportions.

Dave: Dude, Jessica has a nice ass!
Jason: Id tap that!
Dave: She does have midgetits though...
Jason: Oh, that is a turnoff.

by Alsexy June 1, 2009

MidgetDictionary.com

The website that you are redirected to when the CIA accidentally turns you into a midget after you were captured by them for trying to view DwarvenDictionary.com without being a dwarf. It is also just a dictionary for regular midgets. Though if you view MidgetDictionary.com without being a midget, the CIA doesn’t care.

MidgetDictionary.com is for all to enjoy.

by a handicap. September 8, 2022

midgetdizzle

a nickname that is given to a short girl by a guy mainly or is given to herself meaning a wicked sweet hot short girl

a guy talks to a girl who is shorter then him and he has feelings for here "midgetdizzle wats up?"

by littleman606 November 10, 2006

Midgetdiot

A person who gets on Jayne's nerves.

Word created while Jayne and Spaz were doing something and Jayne morphed the two words "midget" and "idiot" together.

"Someone and Eiko and Loki and Silent and such are midgetdiots."

"That midgetdiot tried to wear alexander! So then, I stole him back and stapled her to the wall and used Chinese WATER torture."

by Jayne the Annoyer January 7, 2004

midgetitis

A midget that has a sexually transmitted disease from fucking people with herpititus.

Frank: “I’d like to put my wang in that midget.”
Marcus: “I wouldn’t touch that thing with a 10 foot pole. She got the midgetitis.”
Frank: “eww she got that stank puss.”

by Anal crisp December 26, 2017